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| FuzzyChicken |
So i was taking my final for my GE (General Ed.) course this morning and this guy next to me keeps sighing every couple mins because he had to erase his answer or some crap. On top of that his stomach was growling like a dog, and he shook his leg worse than a dog as well. (I think he may be half dog :conf: ) It was pretty annoying.
Share your stories about annoying people/situations? |
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| Ian |
| there's this one guy on these boards, and he always shows up halfway through my sets. |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
I know a guy who works at Target. He was arranging containers of yogurt by stacking them on shelves. As he was doing this, a little boy ran along and put his arm out, knocking all the yogurts down. He asked the boy to stop doing that, and the brat's mother exclaimed, "Don't you tell my son what to do!"
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I know a guy who works at Target. He was arranging containers of yogurt by stacking them on shelves. As he was doing this, a little boy ran along and put his arm out, knocking all the yogurts down. He asked the boy to stop doing that, and the brat's mother exclaimed, "Don't you tell my son what to do!"
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sounds like the kind of ****s we have here. I live near a school & the mothers always block our small street with their cars. One blocked our driveway making getting in very tight, we asked her not to & she flew into a tirade of abuse, all for no reason. Stupid cow, it's the first time i've ever shouted "WHORE" down the street as she threw something out her car as she pulled off |
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| FuzzyChicken |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
there's this one guy on these boards, and he always shows up halfway through my sets. |
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I was tired :conf: |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by FuzzyChicken
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I was tired :conf: |
every week :p ? |
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| CrazedOut |
| quote: | Originally posted by FuzzyChicken
So i was taking my final for my GE (General Ed.) course this morning and this guy next to me keeps sighing every couple mins because he had to erase his answer or some crap. On top of that his stomach was growling like a dog, and he shook his leg worse than a dog as well. (I think he may be half dog :conf: ) It was pretty annoying.
Share your stories about annoying people/situations? |
I remember I was that guy at one point :sadgreen: |
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| BTG |
| the guy at work eats peanut butter everyday. it smells annoying and every time he coughs he sounds like a girl. he's nice, but it gets to me, cause he eats the peanut butter, then he has to . but he doesn't realize its the peanutbutter. god i want to yell at him. |
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| FuzzyChicken |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
the guy at work eats peanut butter everyday. it smells annoying and every time he coughs he sounds like a girl. he's nice, but it gets to me, cause he eats the peanut butter, then he has to . but he doesn't realize its the peanutbutter. god i want to yell at him. |
Peanut Butter Poop. :nervous:
I picture him as a nerd for some reason. Tell him to switch it up with some other nut butters (like almond). |
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| Lilith |
Middle level managers are the funniest creature sometimes, they're not quite skilled enough to be worker peons and too stupid for upper level management of anything really important. So they fall into that niche in the work environment where they're only suited to for being bastards to worker peons and licking enough crack to land themselves in HR or something.
One of the most memorably irritating ones, possibly not the biggest bastard I've ever met, but certainly one of the most incompetent and useless ones was in NY a few years ago. Her store was going down the flusher quicker than a case of the squirts, the peons where not moving product and generally going to hell, considering this was just off the square and had plenty of traffic, rent worth a fortune, I get sent in to clean up the act.
Kind of like Jean Reno in 'The Professional'
Except they wouldn't let me take my 9mm, I had a suitcase of french pretty smelly things bigger than I was and a similarly dingy apartment out on the island... sans pot plant and Natalie Portman.
"Make them sell stuff!"
Fairly simple?
No
Not simple.
Peons where the usual cheap sales plebs that where mostly hired because they knew how to use a cash register, but that alright I can teach most anyone in a month how to sell things. Even if they are sort of the assorted mix of inbred white trash and ghetto booty with the interpersonal skills of a baboon.
That can get knocked out of them.
Managers however are always too ignorant and hostile to ever have the crap knocked out of them, realising I was here to knock anyone on their arse who didn't perform she sort of grudgingly put up with me.
I think the schedule was the usual for her.
8am, load up on cholesterol laden breakfast
8:15am, drive angry to work
9am, arrive at work
9:30am, bloody sugar peaking and mildly psychotic
Do 'stuff' in office
11:30am, blood sugar critical, genuinely psychotic, harass staff members and fume about the floor rearranging things 'how they should be'.
Midday, go to lunch
Mid afternoon, come back from lunch, happy, even tempered and comparatively sociable.
5pm, go home
Which is kind of ass-backwards as blood sugar in normal people is usually in the afternoon when they get that way and really don't like that kind of passive-aggressive kind of behaviour, either stay angry or stay mellow, at least one knows where they stand with either!
'Foo' my one and really only friend there, a chinese girl who was the only one with a brain and remotely decent at the job I eventually convinced to explain what the hell was with this bitch.
"Oh she's married"
"So does he beat her or something?"
"Nope, she's a bit of a nympho..."
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"Yeah if she doesn't get any, gets cranky"
'Cranky' would be an understatement, I've owned Rottwielers which have ripped people to pieces and literally clamped down on men's genitals which looked positively placid compared to her. Foo dragged me down to the carpark around lunchtime with our coffee and sandwiches to watch the show, with about 2-3 of the other staff that seemed to end up down there around the same time with 'Mario' (he was Italian, he was a plumber, he cleaned pipes... what else where we supposed to bloody call him!!) rolled up in his little ford van and Mrs Nympho snuck over from her car in through the side door.
They'd go at it like bunnies for however long, the staff would award points at the end and we'd discretely piss off before we where caught.
Big cities.
Funny places... |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
People who dordel and walk slow whilst I'm doing my shopping annoys me the most. Also when your in the supermarket and kids are using them trainer things with the rollers sliding around, I feel like booting their legs away.
Posh idiots who buy a round a drinks in a pub or bar their in front of you after taking ages to order they decide to pay for it using chip and pin. Use cash or have a tab like everyone else! |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by FuzzyChicken
he shook his leg worse than a dog as well |
How can that be annoying? :conf:
I'd understand your frustration if the person were kicking you, but if they're just shaking their leg... :confused: |
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