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My Parents are Crazy Story (pg. 2)
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
:p
I just can't wear pants at my belly button. Refusal. |
give it 40-50 years. They'll make it there & higher. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| did ur dad trim his beard for ur wedding? |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| I like that santa claus story; It was short, interesting & brings presents. |
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| SuspicionVandit |
hmmmmmmmmm, I've street raced my dad once in the US and twice in Mexico.
My dad (in the army) once fought 4 guys in a bar(and promptly beat the out of each of them), and didn't realize he had a small swiss army blade sticking out of his shoulder until the cops arrived.
My dad once slapped me in the face for getting x<3.5 GPA.
my dad liked both The Village People and Jimi Hendrix (he usually wrapped duct tape around his head to keep his head from exploding in a Terminal Paradox) |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
my parents rock. its like "MOM SANDWHICH" and kaboom a sandwhich appears.
or like DAD BBQ! NOW! and kaboom a punch to the jaw. but ill get the bbq later on that night |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Spacey Orange |
| lol. your dad pulled a fast one. he reminds of a co-worker i had who always offered to get me a coffee when he darn well knew i already had one. |
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| Arbiter |
| Ah, genetics. This explains so much. :) |
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| PoisonJam19 |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Post your my parents are crazy stories here:
I went out to dinner with my parents at 99, its your standard sit down American cuisine, chain restaurant. So we get the bill and my dad says he's got it after a little arguing I give in and let him pay and I'll get the tip. So, he cracks open his checkbook and writes a check.
The waitress looks at it with surprise and says she doesn't think they take checks but will ask her manager to confirm. So she comes back and says sorry company policy says no checks. Then my dad creates a scene by raising his voice, saying its an outrage, and he'll never come back again.
Mean while my mom and I are trying to diffuse the situation all the while people from the other tables are looking over. My mom and I end up digging up the cash and paying the bill. My dad is a in idiot. I tell him after leaving the restaurant if he feels so strongly he can go back on his own time or write them a letter. He replies he wasn't really that angry but he wanted to "make a point". He also probably was happy that we had to end up paying instead of him. He's got these weird games he likes to play when it comes to money. He's not poor but he enjoys this type of crap that makes it all the more annoying. He proceeds on driving on the highway going 45 mph to "save gas".
Seems like once you get above 60 the eccentricities come out. God I'm so glad I don't live at home.
cor version: my dad causes a scene at a restaurant. |
Damn. I work in a restaurant and situations like those are irritating. |
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| tubularbills |
how's this for crazy?
my mah has surgery, doesn't recover & can't work. about 1.5 years later, dad cheats on mah, files for bankruptcy, then divorce, leaving my mah filing for disability and unable to work and pretty much without any money.
there's really a load more, but that's the c0r version.
25 years down the drain. jackass.
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| Spacey Orange |
| your dad's a real dick. that sucks. |
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| smakmagik |
i love my dad
i love my mom a bit more
SCREW YOU PEOPLE FOR MAKING SUCH A PATHETIC THREAD.
:D :D :toothless |
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