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Worst Situation to have to Take a Big Dump (pg. 11)
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Nostalgic
quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
I read that a long time ago. Did you write it?


Do a google search on that story. It's pretty much everywhere, he just copied and pasted it.
Krypton
quote:
Originally posted by Nostalgic
Do a google search on that story. It's pretty much everywhere, he just copied and pasted it.


lol, yet everyone thinks capitlizt wrote it...:p
Capitalizt
lol busted...I was going to admit it eventually, but it tied in perfectly with this conversation so I thought I'd play along for a while. ;)
MrJiveBoJingles
Bump for lulz.
woscar
Bumped again
diggerz
just in this thread

nostalgic
jivebojingles
woscar
krypton

the epicness
MrJiveBoJingles
Some of these stories still bring tears to my eyes. :haha:
zoogla
houzemuzaklover
http://www.ibstales.com/embarrassing_moments.htm

Enjoy!!!!! Non-stop Lulz
woscar
quote:
Originally posted by fayraree


That was a perfectly executed "move" there...as explained on Capitalizt's post :stongue:

denys envy
It has to be during sex, right?

I mean there's extreme situations where access to the toilet is almost unavailable (hand-gliding comes to mind... I suppose you just land in the woods somewhere).

But if we're talking about everyday situations - meeting, chilling with friends, driving with a car insturctor - you can always excuse yourself and go to the bathroom and come back. I mean it's human, people will understand.

But during sex, especially with a beautiful girl, you can't just be like "Ohh excuse me for a second baby..." and go to the bathroom, which always happens to be under 10 feet away. So she's sitting there, completely unsatisfied and going dry, while listening to you ting your ass off (ironically enough getting satisfied), there's no way you come back and she's still in the mood.

Meanwhile you still got a rockhard boner and the sexdrive of a rabbit, trying to get it on, while the smell slowly drifts into the room because you forgot to turn the ceiling-exhaust on and close the door to the bathroom.

ing idiot.
malek
i read somewhere that bodily urges are paused during "sexy times".

you're not supposed to want to take a dump.
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