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Worst Situation to have to Take a Big Dump (pg. 8)
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| woscar99 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jpisani
Strip clubs around here dont have stall doors (i guess they dont want you jackin it in the bathroom?), i'd imagine having to there would be awkward, since the stalls face the door. |
Or they don't want you ting on their toilets... |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by callme:gsmile:
During sex. Once during a k hole adventure i was in the middle of the act and had to take a dump really really bad but didnt want to stop. I actually sharted myself. The next morning I saw the stain on my sheets, called her a pig and made her leave. K....short for kaka. |
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| iammesol |
working at target (food avenue), when you have to take one every 30 seconds
but didn't i post in this thread about my england maddness? :stongue: |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i'm pooping right now. |
+1  
just spray-paintin' my bowl...  |
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| Ania_xox |
the home of a person you are just starting to date so you're not at the comfortable ting/farting level yet
especially in the middle of the night when it's all quiet and his roommates sleep with their door open
this is all pure speculation :o |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
the home of a person you are just starting to date so you're not at the comfortable ting/farting level yet
especially in the middle of the night when it's all quiet and his roommates sleep with their door open
this is all pure speculation :o |
wwwwaaait!!!! Girls poop toooo????? :wtf:
ah, I'm kidding. Of course they do - the special ones will do it on your chest... and if you've just started dating and she poops on your chest - well, that one is a keeper! :crazy: |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by UmmiE
WOW thats ed :nervous: |
Dude... it's fake.
That had to be one of the most hilarious things to watch, especially after seeing the video it's parodying. I lolled so much at the beginning when he's running around holding his ass. :stongue: |
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| malek |
Coming back in a bus from Xelha near Cancun, the combination of AC and bad food made me want to very badly, it was liquid and it wanted to get out... so I started to hold my legs on the seat and I was freaking out, with cold sweats! My friends were lauhing hard, it wasn't funny... the bathroom in the bus was broken and there was no stop in sight ( another full hour to go! )... by miracle the bus decides to stop to pick some people at playa del carmen, i tell the guide that I have to right away or it'll be in the bus.
I never ran that fast in my life, i found a ty ass mall, and I had really bad expectations as to the sanitary conditions of the bathrooms... I finally found the stalls, I push open the door! and it was spic n span!! what a relief!!!!!!! ahahahah
I think the guide told everyone about me, cause people were gigglin heheheh:toothless:whip: |
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| Jake Benson |
| When I was a kid I took a dump in the grass at the park and it was really bright green. |
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| Beat Blog |
| quote: | Originally posted by Djsketchbag
UHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! |
ah , that made me laugh hard. |
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| Dr. DAS |
I was in Florida when I was 14 with my family. We went deep sea fishing and somewhere between the motion of the ocean, the Taco Bell lunch and the fact I hadn't taken a dump in a day or two (this always happens to me on vacation) I felt the urge. Not just any old urge, I mean the full-on, red-flag waving, cramping, bloated, painful to tears kind of urge. Both heads on the boat were in use, so I stood there doing my best 'gotta dance'. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore, I was practically in tears it hurt so bad...I whipped down my shorts, hung my ass over the railing while my dad held my arms to keep me from falling overboard and went for broke. And do I ever mean I went for broke. Now please keep in mind that the boat is rocking around and clipping along, heading for shore, which was just a faint line on the horizon.
It was a very light yellow/brown coloured soup that my dad described as 'looking very much like a clogged spray can', in that it came out almost in a mist. A few people saw what was going on, but said nothing. Bowels empty, I clean up with some napkins and get myself sorted out. Looking over the side of the boat, all you can see is this awful yellow smear down the whole side of the hull. When we docked, it was THAT side of the boat that was pulled up to the jetti and tied up, with everyone (and thier catches) forced to walk past my mark. And it stank...worse than the fishing pier, worse than the bait...it was all you could smell. I think my dad gave the guys some cash towards cleaning.
I wanted to die. |
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| medinaM5 |
| if someone had a gun to your head and said " you dump you die" |
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