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Worst Situation to have to Take a Big Dump (pg. 9)
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| Dr. DAS |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krypton
Probably running high school track. We had a pretty strict coach who sometimes wouldn't let us drink water. So asking to use the bathroom was a no no. I ended up ting my pants for the team (in secret). Luckily I had a change of clothes...:gsmile: |
I had an english teacher who refused to let us use the washroom and locked the door to the classroom. I kept asking to go, he wouldn't let me. I waited for group work and tried to slink out the door unnoticed as he made rounds of the tables. I got caught and scolded.
So I pissed in the garbage can in the corner of the classroom. You should have seen/heard this guy when he saw me. I got suspended and my 'rents went and laid into the principal...because really it was that or piss my pants. My suspension lasted 2 hours, I was in class the next day. Door unlocked.
Score one for the little guy. |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| I found that one of the most peculiar and annoying things about public school: the strict regulation of student's bowel functions. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| That really is ing weird...good call. So unhealthy too. |
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| Dr. DAS |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
That really is ing weird...good call. So unhealthy too. |
I was a popular subject of conversation for a while after that. |
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| Junior Wilkins |
| Once I stopped a shoplifter and I was trying to apprehend him because he wasnt cooperating. Finally got him cuffed and i started to smell . I looked down and saw liquid coming down this guy's leg. Needless to say I scared the out of him! :haha: |
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| mdamon7278 |
| I had to take the worst once and soon as i got to the gas station, I went into the bathroom and first there was already lying in the toliet and second the toliet didnt flush but since i had to go sooo bad i just did on top of the other , while instead of sitting down i just hovered over the toliet, yeah it was really bad on top of the other one as well, and it smelled horrible, i feel bad for the poor soul who had to clean that up, but afterwards I felt better :gsmile: |
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| Gauss |
During the exhibition of some gardens in Prague...
Luckily there were some restrooms after ~1.5 hours of holding it in.
One of the biggest relieves in my life. |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| seems like every time I ever go into this particular Mall's bathroom, some old guy is in their pushing and grunting as hard as he can, blowing out his o-ring. I can't help to laugh my ass off in their at them. |
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| Ian |
| years ago on holiday at a theme park type place. I'd had a bad burger I think from a dodgy place early on and a couple of goes on a big coaster made my guts turn. I went to the places loos and they were all flooded, so i decided to try the mcdonalds nearby. get there after quite a run and the stalls in the mens are in use so somehow i got into the disabled one, locked the door just in time for it to pour out into the loo. I got funny looks as i went in & straight to the loo, and even funnier when i just walked straight out after :p |
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| Gauss |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
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This is just epic. His choice of words is astounding. Five stars.  |
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| lawrenceq |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
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Ok, so I was in England this summer. My family and I are walking around the walled city of Chester. My Dad and I decide we have to go to the bathroom REALLY bad, so we start walking faster, in hopes of getting to our pub-hotel in time to pee. We failed. He decides to pee on the side of the street (coincidentally beside an elementary school LOL). I, being the "good boy" I am, decide to actually find a toilet.
I walk ahead of my Dad, desperately trying to get to the other side of the wall, because I know we only had a little more to go. Unfortunately, I am retarded. A bridge comes up that looks exactly like the stone wall we're traveling on, and I TURN RIGHT, thinking of course, that I'm following the wall perfectly and I will soon have my pee. Turns out, I end up going about a km down the road, OUT of the city, and into a residential area. At this point I panic. I'm alone, in a foreign country, and have to ING TAKE A PISS. I start running, trying to find ANYTHING public so I can let this stuff out, and nothing is around. Instincts take over and I started running like I've never run before. Finally I find a park, run into a washroom on site (whilst the English teenagers around stare going "Who the is that?") and have the most relieving pee I've ever had in my 18 and 1/2 years of life. It was over.
But wait, I was still alone and lost in a foreign country :p |
haha thats the city I'm from, and I know what you're talking about by how that bridge walk leads into housing areas... kinda confusing if you are a holiday maker... nice city over-all though eh? |
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