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A Southern thread. (pg. 2)
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| quote: | Originally posted by tu_face
we have alreet here too! thats more sheffield tho.. orate is the chesterfield version... u wouldnt beleive the difference between the two accents, and theres only 10 miles between em! |
yep i do! :wtf:
same with darlo n boro, or boro n durham! :happy2:
edit: i apologise for me psoting spree this mronign but ive been bored less, time for food now!
edit2: i jsut thought, sheffield alreet is like all-reet isnt it? coz ours is arl-reet :crazy: |
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| goldenarmZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by tu_face
- if you are a northerner you will agree with this one... ITS COB NOT BAP! |
that depends how far north... after a certain point it becomes a stottie :stongue: |
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| evil_bastard |
Good points tu-face, agree completely :D
I'd say ours is more of an 'y'aahreet'. We also add "like" onto the end of everything like. Divvent ask 'ez why like.
This thread has been invaded by the North already. Shows just how hard we are :toothless ;)
I would also say there is more of a class system in the South. In London you have the West, with all the bright lights, prostitutes, expensive pubs, and yuppie wankers. In the South of London you have huge black populations, there is a lot less money, and a lot less sights. Most tourists don't wander down these parts. There is a definite class system in the South.
In the North there isn't, cos noone has a (good) job, so we're all on the same level, and we are all allied in our desire to get mashed every week :)
While we're on the subject, what's the most annoying British accent? I reckon Manchester, or Birmingham. |
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| goldenarmZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by evil_bastard
I'd say ours is more of an 'y'aahreet'. |
thats pretty much how it is in sheffield..
i've just realised something else.. the further north you go, the more amusing the accent gets! until you reach the scottish highlands where they just growl and fart to communicate :D |
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| evil_bastard |
Scottish accents are good. All their lasses either sound really sexy or really horrible and manly. There isn't really any middle ground!
Londoners and Liverpudlians cannot say the letter R either. In Liverpool is becomes an L, and in London it becomes a W. |
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| goldenarmZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by evil_bastard
Scottish accents are good. All their lasses either sound really sexy or really horrible and manly. There isn't really any middle ground! |
thats very true, i've noticed that as well |
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| Mallard |
| Despite being a southern shandy who relocated to Manchester and not a real Manc, I have to protest against the Manchester abuse! The accent is cool, and there are far more wankers elsewhere ;) |
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| goldenarmZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mallard
Despite being a southern shandy who relocated to Manchester and not a real Manc, I have to protest against the Manchester abuse! The accent is cool, and there are far more wankers elsewhere ;) |
poor bloke... he's obviously already been infected with the mancness and gone insane :crazy: :eyespop: |
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| DaveC |
What a great thread!
im a southener!
Here are some facts about the South.
- Less Rain
- Hotter
- There is only one descent club (excluding london) called Slinky.
- Every ****** alive likes Uk Garbage and Hip-Hop - (ok, this may apply to the north, im not sure)
-The growth of Boy Racer Sydrome is increasing at an alarming rate. (this may also apply to the north)
- In general i am led to believe that southeners are Pussies and Northeners are 'Ard.
- Southeners Talk normal, Notheners.... umm ....dont. |
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| Kinuvan |
| quote: | Originally posted by tu_face
anyone south of birmingham is a southerner :p
if u actually had decent clubs in the south then u mite get some attention :p:)
some fundamental differences between the north and the south...
- u can say hello to a complete stranger without getting a dodgy scowl in the north
- the word 'ayup' is universally understood in the north
- anyone over the age of 60 must wear a flatcap in the north
- northerners can play cricket
- accents are a lot more diverse in the north than they are in the south
- Its cheaper in the north
- 75% of southerners are wankers (not including anyone on here :)) where as the north just has a concentrated mass of wankers in manchester
- northern counties are allowed to have wars for years with no apparent reason
- the north has hills
- it rains more in the north
- if you live in the north, then paris is closer to london than you are
- if you are a northerner you will agree with this one... ITS COB NOT BAP!
hope this helps explain a few things julie ;) |
When you put it like that a suppose the North is better:p
When I was last at crasher the messier I becam the more I started talking like a northerner, wierd or what! |
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| flystyler |
Oh god. It makes me ashamed to be from the south. I want an accent. I just dont pronounce my T's
Grrrr
Anyway look on the UK map, that will show everyone from the south :) |
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| evil_bastard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kinuvan
When I was last at crasher the messier I becam the more I started talking like a northerner, wierd or what! |
I don't have a very broad geordie accent, but when I'm hammered I do. Mind you, there are some geordies that I struggle to understand even when they're sober! |
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