Originally posted by Dervish
Kinda make you wonder... is this why gays get "back sack and crack"? So their gay beards don't stick like velcro to the ball hair when they are going down?
Maybe thats where velcro came from (pardon the pun)?
thank you for giving me this mental image.
btw, it's bearforce one!
Dervish
You know I always had this feeling that you know... I wasn't gay turns out I'M RIGHT! I don't give a who knows!!!
mickeymarley
Stop the gay bashing :eek:
My hairdresser is gay, I like him. Infact their is a rumor that he takes a cheese grader to the front of his jeans at the part where his fella sits, shes impressive, goodluck to anyone taking that in their pipe.
His famous line "Do you want it cut round the back" ?
Your like no f**k sakes just cut it here
Jake Benson
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Originally posted by jennypie
You don't see straight people constantly saying things like "Heterosexual sex ftw!",
That's some mo'fo' Bull and you know it.
Why don't you look at all the sigs with almost nudy chicks and all the posts with females. Just because they don't say "I'm heterosexual" it doesn't mean they're not acting heterosexual. When I first came on here I got for having a pic of me sorta half nudy. But no one complains when it's some dumb chick with her legs spread wide open. Tell me why is this? I mean I get it all the guys here are straight. But why do they have to remind me all the time that they are straight by constantly posting up pics of naked chicks? I mean what is this an insecurity issue with these straight dudes?
I talk about dudes all the time and no one cares unless I'm around str8 people and they're like "why you gotta be gay jake?" I'm a guy and I'll talk about whatever turns me on, just like a str8 guy talks about whatever turns him on. I was at WMC this year and took pics of guys booties. I felt bad, but then I saw on MULTIPLE occasions guys setting up cams to take pics of girls booties...so I came to the conclusion that I'm no different than str8 guys in terms of objectifying what I like. Str8 guys just discourage what I do because they don't like to be the recipient end of the objectification.
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or "We're here, we're straight, get used to it!", or "Why are hetero dudes so unfashionable and hairy?"
Because one is assumed straight unless they say otherwise. No one knows I'm gay when I go out. Even when I go to gay bars people think I'm straight. I have to say "LISTEN BITCH IM A FAG" otherwise they don't get it.
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Why the do queers feel the need to constantly push their homosexuality onto everyone?? Is it a sexual insecurity thing?
I feel the need to push my homosexuality into the open because otherwise I don't get laid and I want to get laid because I'm hot, young, and horny. You gotta problem with that?
Silky Johnson
No problem at all. Just wanted some real answers. Thanks Jake!
P.S. GAY SEX, LOL!
nchs09
Jake Benson is the token gay guy
There was a token black chica too but she doesnt post now
I guess i am the token guat
Jenny is the token anal whore
Rob is the token bald guy
we need more token people.
jastiC
twinkle twinkle little star :toothless
Jake Benson
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Originally posted by jennypie
No problem at all. Just wanted some real answers. Thanks Jake!
P.S. GAY SEX, LOL!
Now what I don't get is why gay guys have to act feminine. Maybe someone can answer that. In my perfect world gay guys would act just like straight guys, and be like "hey ur cute are you gay" and move on if the guy is str8. But yeah I liked that you posted this....totally ruffled my feathers. :p
Silky Johnson
I have quite a few gay friends...and one of the ones I'm closer to I asked the same question. He's a lot like you actually...totally hates his own kind.
Jake Benson
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Originally posted by jennypie
I have quite a few gay friends...and one of the ones I'm closer to I asked the same question. He's a lot like you actually...totally hates his own kind.