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How long can you fly consecutively until you go crazy? (pg. 2)
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| cmay119 |
| Catheter + Colostomy bag is your only answer. |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by cmay119
Catheter + Colostomy bag is your only answer. |
:stongue:
Seriously though, it is. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
yeah, flying sucks the big one. i cant even cope with 60 minute trips. im too long to fit and someone's baby is always giving me the s and then there's the lonely people that wanna chat.
i hate people. |
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| The17sss |
I never dealt with the horrors of super long travel times until recently. My longest flight time was from Charlotte, NC to Frankfurt, which took about 8 hours.
A few weeks ago, I had to go to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia for business... I felw from Atlanta to Seoul, which was 14.5 hours, then hopped strait on another flight to Malaysia which took another 6 hours. Flying back in the other direction shortened the longest leg from 14.5 to 12.5 hours. I got stuck in coach on the way there, and it was the worst thing ever. I have a baby bladder and had to piss like every 3 hours or so, and wasn't on the aisle. I'd fall asleep for like 15 minutes, wake up hoping it was 6 hours, then look at my watch and get depressed. All the little airplane pet peeves I have started to put me on the verge of ripping someone's face off if they looked at me wrong. Jockying for armrest space, the f*cker in front of me leaning his seat back when I needed my tray down, the whore behind me who kept using the top of my seat to get leverage when she wanted to pull herself up out of her seat, some snoring sasquatch on my left.... I'm going to lose it right now if I keep thinking about it.
Luckily, I had business class on the way back and it felt like I was in a 5 star hotel compared to the coach seats. There was a hot ass flight attendant on my Korean Air flight from Seoul to Atlanta, which motivated me to go to the bathroom and rub one out... I got great sleep after that. But all in all, taking any flights over 8 strait hours again. |
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| pierre_escargot |
| Well at least you can say you and your hand joined the mile high club that day :) |
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| Abercrombie |
I flew from Montreal to Tel Aviv non-stop. The last 5 rows of the plane were smoking seats, and my friend and I booked early enough to get 2 of those.
There were a lot of passengers who coundn't take it anymore and stood in the back rows in the isle. The stewardesses kicked them back to their seats up front. They kept coming back, and kept getting sent back, until one guy gave me a 5 dollar bill to have a smoke in my seat and trade places for the duration. I sat 1st class for 10 minutes, got a beer and went back to my seat. Capitalism rulz. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
I never dealt with the horrors of super long travel times until recently. My longest flight time was from Charlotte, NC to Frankfurt, which took about 8 hours.
A few weeks ago, I had to go to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia for business... I felw from Atlanta to Seoul, which was 14.5 hours, then hopped strait on another flight to Malaysia which took another 6 hours. Flying back in the other direction shortened the longest leg from 14.5 to 12.5 hours. I got stuck in coach on the way there, and it was the worst thing ever. I have a baby bladder and had to piss like every 3 hours or so, and wasn't on the aisle. I'd fall asleep for like 15 minutes, wake up hoping it was 6 hours, then look at my watch and get depressed. All the little airplane pet peeves I have started to put me on the verge of ripping someone's face off if they looked at me wrong. Jockying for armrest space, the f*cker in front of me leaning his seat back when I needed my tray down, the whore behind me who kept using the top of my seat to get leverage when she wanted to pull herself up out of her seat, some snoring sasquatch on my left.... I'm going to lose it right now if I keep thinking about it.
Luckily, I had business class on the way back and it felt like I was in a 5 star hotel compared to the coach seats. There was a hot ass flight attendant on my Korean Air flight from Seoul to Atlanta, which motivated me to go to the bathroom and rub one out... I got great sleep after that. But all in all, taking any flights over 8 strait hours again. |
rub on out? with out visual stimuli? IMPOSSIBLE! |
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| Capitalizt |
Get a Nintendo DS with Elite Beat Agents + New Super Mario World.
That will last you at least 30+ hours. |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Capitalizt
Get a Nintendo DS with Elite Beat Agents + New Super Mario World.
That will last you at least 30+ hours. |
New Super Mario Bros. was basically all I did on the plane rides to and from Amsterdam this past March.
:) |
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| Clovis |
| Just drop ecstacy before the first flight and drink your way through the rest. |
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| iclone |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis
Just drop ecstacy before the first flight and drink your way through the rest. |
and this is why we are friends. i gave the same advice to someone yesterday. :o
before i became a first-class airline employee snob, i flew 17hrs to sydney in coach on a very full plane. that blew. 12hrs is my max air-time...after that, i just get bored. quality headphones & ipod, movies, reading material, laptop. if all else fails, ambien will get you through a solid 6-8hrs. wash, rinse, repeat. |
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| Jake Benson |
The777sss, reading what you wrote makes me not want to fly ever again. I've had similar experiences with fat people, loud people, being in a sea of babies when I hadn't gotten any sleep, and being in the middle of an elderly French-Jewish stretch routine (I don't know WHY they picked my aisle to congregate and stick their asses in my face).
| quote: | Originally posted by Capitalizt
Get a Nintendo DS with Elite Beat Agents + New Super Mario World.
That will last you at least 30+ hours. |
This and beer should set me straight. I was considering getting a macbook before the flight too so that I could just work on projects on Logic Studio for 20 hours (which seems like 30 minutes when I'm working in Logic Studio).
LOL @ Ecstasy droppage. |
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