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| pwnage1 |
I'll start.
Whats the name for the useless flesh around the vagina?
A woman. |
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| Gauss |
What's the definition of woman?
An outgrowth around the vagina used for holding on to during sex. |
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| david.michael |
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
My bike.
I think maybe I misunderstood the topic. |
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| dimadelux |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
I think maybe I misunderstood the topic. |
lol, yes you did |
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| eRRaTiK |
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you." |
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| hooknife |
Why aren't there any black people in the Flintstones?
Because they were all still monkeys. (sorry, that was mean) :) |
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| sweds00 |
What do you call a woman?
Whore |
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| Ian |
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
2. Ania to change it and Theresa to talk to us about how opressed they are. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
2. Ania to change it and Theresa to talk to us about how opressed they are. |
:haha: win |
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| Psiweaver |
| the lightbulb one is great. |
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| GTS3gEclipse |
I can't believe no1 has said these yet...
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
Why don't women need a drivers license?
There's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she gives it to you.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant. |
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| Lira |
How do you call a man that can catapult fetuses from his vagina?
A womb-man :D |
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