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Girls! When you tell someone "You're the one" you don't mean it, do you!? (pg. 23)
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| zoogla |
| akridtot should cut himself and drown in his own blood. |
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
Every single time I make a thread it turns into a gigantic cluster of trolling, flaming and retardation. It's usually the same people too. :rolleyes: |
look at the topic of your thread, what did you really expect? |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
its because we whine to our friends about it over coffee :p |
or happy hour :D |
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| Vivid Boy |
or in bed rawwwrrr
"he was such ughhh rude ughh mother ughhh fu ughhh ckkk it ughh ME HARDER VIVID!" |
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| iella |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
The emotional sense was true. The fag part was dry humor, and false. You wrote a whole lot of words for nothing, because I was never needy, you ing bad advice giver. Who are you people?!
I'm not insecure or needy in the slightest, you just don't get it. |
She was getting ed on the side by a guy with a bigger dick. She left you because her became stretched and she couldn't feel you anymore. She didn't have the heart to tell you the truth because she was afraid you go all emo and create a thread about it on public forum. Now you know the rest of the story...
All that is left for you do now is to cut yourself while thinking about how long you were getting sloppy seconds. |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
The typical progression of this kind of thread:
1. Thread-starter posts something, usually vague, about relationship problems.
2. Someone says "What happened? Can you be more specific?"
3. Sage Advice Giver #1 says, "Slit your wrists fag!"
4. Sage Advice Giver #2 says, "Don't put the on a pedestal, man!"
5. Sage Advice Giver #3 says, "Gosh you're such a teenager but you think you know it all. I am in my twenties and I am sooooooooo much more experienced than you. Aren't I just ing awesome?"
6. Sage Advice Giver #4 says, "My lord you are such an incompetent loser. Why can't you have a successful relationship like perfect little me?"
(2) - (6) can happen in various different orders. |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
1. Thread-starter posts something, usually vague, about relationship problems.
2. Someone says "What happened? Can you be more specific?"
3. Sage Advice Giver #1 says, "Slit your wrists fag!"
4. Sage Advice Giver #2 says, "Don't put the on a pedestal, man!"
5. Sage Advice Giver #3 says, "Gosh you're such a teenager but you think you know it all. I am in my twenties and I am sooooooooo much more experienced than you. Aren't I just ing awesome?"
6. Sage Advice Giver #4 says, "My lord you are such an incompetent loser. Why can't you have a successful relationship like perfect little me?"
(2) - (6) can happen in various different orders. |
Then wait a few weeks & repeat with random SAG #1-4 as new thread-starter. |
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| iella |
| Which Sage Advice Giver are you? :conf: |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Then wait a few weeks & repeat with random SAG #1-4 as new thread-starter. |
LOL. Yeah, sometimes that does happen.
| quote: | Originally posted by iella
Which Sage Advice Giver are you? |
I'm not a Sage Advice Giver. In the context of this kind of thread, I am Guy Who Walks In And Complains About How The Thread Is So Predictable. But my kind of post is rather predictable is well.
:D |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by iella
All that is left for you do now is to cut yourself |
sorry, this advice was already given. |
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Lol, relationships aren't rocket science. If you can't ing figure out how to love, respect, and have a lasting connection with someone, then I'll be ed if I'm going to be someone else's lifecoach. |
You change bed pans for a living...
*quoted from someone I forgot, but ing funny none-the-less. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| But I don't do that, lol. |
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