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Advice On How To Get Laid.........
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| nate735 |
Don't know if this has been asked yet, But i just turned 16 and think im ready to have sex. I do have a girlfriend but i don't think shes ready for sex. Any tips or strageries will be appreciated.
Thanks in advance...... |
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| uwmadtrance |
Take her to dinner
Get her drunk
See what happens.
Cheers.
(or just tell her you love her ... she might fall for that) |
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| lMIlk |
heres waht you do
1.steal 10000 dollars from your parents
2. go to LA
3.get a ho
4.get aids
5.die |
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| nate735 |
| quote: | Originally posted by lMIlk
heres waht you do
1.steal 10000 dollars from your parents
2. go to LA
3.get a ho
4.get aids
5.die |
should change the title on "how to get laid WITHOUT paying"
:rolleyes: |
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| lMIlk |
i'm sorry heres how:
1. steal your parents gun
2. go to your local high school or middle school ( if you like them young )
3. put a gun to a little girls head
4.enjoy |
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| Juricimo |
here is a tip. dont force her into sex if she's not ready.
>JM< |
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| lMIlk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Juricimo
here is a tip. dont force her into sex if she's not ready.
>JM< |
yea isn't that a turn on they think you're sensitive huh
sorry i don't have other experience besides what i posted |
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| Juricimo |
| quote: | Originally posted by lMIlk
yea isn't that a turn on they think you're sensitive huh
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it has nothing to do with being sensitive. just respectful.
>JM< |
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| AnotherWay83 |
i think its time to finally blow up that doll u've been hiding in the closet :D
heheh just kidding, getting laid is the goal of millions of ppl. all over the world including myself...if there was a surefire technique to getting laid, the person who'd sell it would be a billionaire
we need sum players in here to teach us :D |
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| Vanilla |
| lol, my first time I told my girl she couldnt kiss me until I got a surprise....goodbye virginity, hello condoms and birth control pills. |
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| Lovely |
| when its meant to happen, it will. Theres no point in "trying" to get laid, its not like sex will change you or anything. and like Juricimo, be respectful of your girlie, it will pay off in the long run. ;) - Lovely |
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| Dj Zinni |
tip 1: go to a party, (where there is drinking) and don't get drunk, but talk to the drunk chicks
tip 2: drop the love bomb, that usually works
tip 3: find out which girl is obsessed with you, (this is also how I lost my V) be careful though these can turn into the dreaded cling on that will never leave you alone (see this:http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&threadid=47789)
tip 4: talk to the shy chick in school. (they are shy for a reason, they have something to hide ;) )
or just get really drunk and hit on everyone possible till you sleep with someone (this seems to be the best method for really ugly people, j/k) |
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