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what turns you off on a men??? (pg. 16)
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| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
Lets see:
My absolute biggest turn off is a man who acts like a complete douche. Any hint of douche-ness and I'm gone.
A guy who is rude or makes me feel like I am not important. Make me feel like that and its bye-bye.
A guy who acts superior towards me/other people. Little dick complex much?
Guys who feel the need to flaunt their wealth. You can be rich, thats fine, but don't shove it in everyone's faces...especially if you are faux-rich. -gag-
Guys who only want one thing. If I find that out about you or you pressure me before I am ready, you're cut out.
Short guys. I'm talking 5'5" and under. I'm short and I don't want to breed a midget family.
Excessive body-hair. Another thing that really grosses me out. Chest hair is sexy, chest sweaters are not.
Acne/Greasy skin. Ew.
Small/thin penis/Hummer drivers. Yeah, if you're smallish (5" is where I consider it 'small') but rocking the girth, I can overlook the size. Small AND thin? You better work it. Small, thin AND drives a Hummer? No dice, sorry.
Wanting to buy everything for me. Its nice you are being a gentleman and I really appreciate it, but I have a job and my own money. Let me pay for something every now and then.
Does not like porn. Dude...there is something wrong with you.
Does not like video games. Again...dude, seriously.
Overly religious/political. I like debates, and if you're a different religion/political view than I, thats awesome, but don't try to convert me or take the opportunity to start arguments just because my opinion differs.
Slobbery/bad/eating your face off kisser. Please, practice that with your hand or your pillow before you try to devour my face. Thanks.
Bad teeth/Bad hygiene/Mullets/Scraggly hair. Soap: $1.16. Toothbrush and Tooth paste: $5 and $3. Fantastic Sam's haircut: $8
No job/deadbeat. I'm not supporting your ass.
'Badboys'/playas. There are plenty of skanks out there just begging to go through drama with you. I'm not one of them.
No sense of humor.Y SO SRS!?
Heavy set guys. Drop the cheetos, go outside, walk the dog, chase the kids off the lawn, take the long way to blockbuster.
F*cks like your are jacking off into a sock. No, god, no.
[b] No personality/dumb as a rock. I dated one of you before. You were so hot but Jesus Christ trying to have a conversation with you was one of the most painful things I've ever had to endure. I will never do it again.
Old enough to be my dad. Ick, I don't have daddy issues and I'm not waiting for your Viagra to kick in.
Doesn't have/Doesn't want kids. I love you, seriously. Just say no to babies |
OMG A GIRL
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
cock
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wrong.
the correct answer would be: the exact opposite, meaning, everything but the cock.
:p |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Taranis
"I take back what I said, your ex boyfriend clearly wasn't a douche." |
:stongue:
i think it went over the other guys' heads. |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Bad manners, bad teeth, bad hands. One dimensional personality. Small cock. s like a dog. Doesn't know how to start fires. Doesn't have any hobbies. |
passed all but the teeth. mine suck.
| quote: | Originally posted by squats
Bad grammar. |
passed.
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
passive/aggressiveness
overall passive personality
doesn't like to eat vagina
mama's boy
too fashion forward or overly into fashion/looking good all the time
6 pack abs (yes, i really don't like washboard abs, it's faggy & vain)
doesn't know how to fix things or do general "man stuff" like change a tire |
passed.
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
metrosexuals
idiot friends
antagonistic
emotional instability
perfectionists |
passed.
| quote: | Originally posted by yankeeBaby
small penis
man boobs (EWWWWW!!!!)
bad teeth
super-SHORT!!
bald headed
bad hygiene
narcissistic/cocky/thinks he's gods gift
no ambitions (, I dont need a rich guy but I refuse to support yo ass! at my age, I want a man with a career NOT a job...no walmart workers need apply!!)
and like slylee said: doesnt go down...bitch plz, get outta my room!!! :whip: |
passed all but teeth (again), narcissistic, and career oriented.
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
- bad breath
- bad hygiene
- makes money a big deal (wants to split the bill evenly or makes a HUGE show of waving his credit card around when paying for the whole thing *pukes* :wtf:)
- no ambition
- spends abnormal amounts of time playing video/computer games
- lacks confidence
- lacks social skills
- can't hold an academic conversation |
passed.
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
- good hygiene (especially teeth)
- good sense of style (without being obsessed or metro-y)
- good sense of humour
- can be immature from time to time
- can have deep/intelligent conversations
- knows how to use his man tools, regardless of size
- I will agree with the going down comment
- keeps his man danglies preened
- taller than me (that isn't hard)
- thoughtful/kind
- ambitious
- a good medium of book smart and street smart
- moderately health conscious (works out enough to stay fit but wont freak over an ice cream binge every once in a while)
- polite
- good vernacular (doesn't swear all the time and doesn't use ridiculous slang)
- works hard, plays hard
- spontaneous
- responsible
- adventurous
- confident (but not arrogant)
I also agree about making money a big deal. Being too cheap or acting like you're loaded is annoying.
EDIT: I just realized that I wrote the things that turn me ON, not off. Oh well. |
passed all but teeth, and the work hard play hard , if i can play hard without having to work hard, that's exactly what i'm gonna do.
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
Lets see:
My absolute biggest turn off is a man who acts like a complete douche. Any hint of douche-ness and I'm gone.
A guy who is rude or makes me feel like I am not important. Make me feel like that and its bye-bye.
A guy who acts superior towards me/other people. Little dick complex much?
Guys who feel the need to flaunt their wealth. You can be rich, thats fine, but don't shove it in everyone's faces...especially if you are faux-rich. -gag-
Guys who only want one thing. If I find that out about you or you pressure me before I am ready, you're cut out.
Short guys. I'm talking 5'5" and under. I'm short and I don't want to breed a midget family.
Excessive body-hair. Another thing that really grosses me out. Chest hair is sexy, chest sweaters are not.
Acne/Greasy skin. Ew.
Small/thin penis/Hummer drivers. Yeah, if you're smallish (5" is where I consider it 'small') but rocking the girth, I can overlook the size. Small AND thin? You better work it. Small, thin AND drives a Hummer? No dice, sorry.
Wanting to buy everything for me. Its nice you are being a gentleman and I really appreciate it, but I have a job and my own money. Let me pay for something every now and then.
Does not like porn. Dude...there is something wrong with you.
Does not like video games. Again...dude, seriously.
Overly religious/political. I like debates, and if you're a different religion/political view than I, thats awesome, but don't try to convert me or take the opportunity to start arguments just because my opinion differs.
Slobbery/bad/eating your face off kisser. Please, practice that with your hand or your pillow before you try to devour my face. Thanks.
Bad teeth/Bad hygiene/Mullets/Scraggly hair. Soap: $1.16. Toothbrush and Tooth paste: $5 and $3. Fantastic Sam's haircut: $8
No job/deadbeat. I'm not supporting your ass.
'Badboys'/playas. There are plenty of skanks out there just begging to go through drama with you. I'm not one of them.
No sense of humor.Y SO SRS!?
Heavy set guys. Drop the cheetos, go outside, walk the dog, chase the kids off the lawn, take the long way to blockbuster.
F*cks like your are jacking off into a sock. No, god, no.
[b] No personality/dumb as a rock. I dated one of you before. You were so hot but Jesus Christ trying to have a conversation with you was one of the most painful things I've ever had to endure. I will never do it again.
Old enough to be my dad. Ick, I don't have daddy issues and I'm not waiting for your Viagra to kick in.
Doesn't have/Doesn't want kids. I love you, seriously. Just say no to babies |
passed all except: if i am superior to you, i'd probably act superior. and again the ing teeth, it's genetic ladies, i didn't get to pick which genes are passed to me (i'm half british :p).
in general, seems like i'm pretty hot , thanks girls :p |
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| Renzo |
| Psy-T, you know you don't count. You love the more than Slylee. :) |
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| Silky Johnson |
Haha, thank god Psy-T is back. :D
When I say bad teeth, I'm more referring to good oral hygiene. One's teeth don't have to be perfect, as long as he has as nice smile and takes care of his gums! |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
Psy-T, you know you don't count. You love the more than Slylee. :) |
i'm fine with vaginas too though :p |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Haha, thank god Psy-T is back. :D
When I say bad teeth, I'm more referring to good oral hygiene. One's teeth don't have to be perfect, as long as he has as nice smile and takes care of his gums! |
awww  i missed you too jenny :)
but yeah, that's the thing, i don't have a nice smile, at least not of the american variety :p
oh, and don't think i don't smile cause of that , i don't give a , if i'm happy, i'm gonna ing smile :D and i'm happy most of the time, so yeah :p |
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| Silky Johnson |
| But do you floss?? |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
But do you floss?? |
lol, gaps too wide to bother in the most prominent teeth, but i do brush :p |
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| Silky Johnson |
| See...flossing is about health below the gum line. Just because you have gaps in your teeth doesn't mean you shouldn't be flossing. |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
See...flossing is about health below the gum line. Just because you have gaps in your teeth doesn't mean you shouldn't be flossing. |
but that's not the turn off anymore though, is it?
like, if you met me on the street and were generally attracted to me, you wouldn't be asking me whether i floss, would you? :p |
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