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what turns you off on a men??? (pg. 2)
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| Polyfrost |
how to understand to change a tire:
google "change a tire"...then go change a tire... |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
But I think every girl appreciates a guy that stays in shape in some way.... via yoga or something. |
um no lol
at first it bothered me that my guy isn't really motivated to work out with me and hit the gym...but then he dragged me to work with him one day and i totally understand why now. when you have a very physical-related job, the last thing you'd want to do is work out when you get home. he has pretty crappy eating habits too but he looks fine and i realize it's because he gets a lot of exercise every day whether he means to or not. |
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| Polyfrost |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
um no lol
at first it bothered me that my guy isn't really motivated to work out with me and hit the gym...but then he dragged me to work with him one day and i totally understand why now. when you have a very physical-related job, the last thing you'd want to do is work out when you get home. he has pretty crappy eating habits too but he looks fine and i realize it's because he gets a lot of exercise every day whether he means to or not. |
sounds like you have one of those guys which will get back and knee problems at the age of 40...then he wont be able screw you doggy-style or missionary anymore...:( |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Polyfrost
sounds like you have one of those guys which will get back and knee problems at the age of 40...then he wont be able screw you doggy-style or missionary anymore...:( |
he already has a serious knee problem that prevents him from doing anything majorly physical (or at least he's not supposed to) but he jet skiis and jumps 5+ foot waves and s like a champ so i'm not worried:) |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
um no lol
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| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Varies from girl to girl... |
Duh. |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by Polyfrost
how to understand to change a tire:
google "change a tire"...then go change a tire... |
I lold hard, this thread has potential. |
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| Slylee |
| do they have any how to stop being an alt douchebag videos? |
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| iclone |
| quote: | Originally posted by Polyfrost
how to understand to change a tire:
google "change a tire"...then go change a tire... |
here's your silver platter. |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
do they have any how to stop being an alt douchebag videos? |
| quote: | | Results 6,840 for how to stop being an alt douchebag videos?. (0.23 seconds) |
And there is none. Someone should make one the demand alone from TA would be overwhelming. |
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| Polyfrost |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
do they have any how to stop being an alt douchebag videos? |
I found this somewhat relevant (sorry for the length):
How to Not be a Douchebag
Instructions
Difficulty: Easy
Things You’ll Need:
* a big trash can
* ability to stop yourself from wearing too much cologne
* lack of owning a hair dryer
* blazers for work, not for going to bars in
* ability to avoid shopping excessively at stores such as express and banana republic
Step1
Don't wear more hair gel than me. If it takes you longer to do your hair before we go out than it takes me to get ready, I probably am not going out with you in the first place, so expect to be stood up.
Step2
Cologne is good. That is, in moderation. Cologne is for nights out and formal occasions. It is not for say, working on your car or going to the gym. If you're on a treadmill next to me and all I can smell is Cool Water, I'm probably not going to swoon.
Step3
Never wear dragons. Dragons are cool in like, martial arts films. Definitely not silkscreened sideways on a t-shirt.
Step4
Wear a shirt that fits you. Actually, please just wear a shirt. Don't get me wrong, I like muscles and appreciate the male physique. However, I do not appreciate it being thrown at me unless I paid $80 to see the "Thunder From Down Under" show in Las Vegas. Leave something to the imagination. And for Godsakes, no tank tops!
Step5
Jewelry is not for men. Save for a religious medal your grandmother gave you or a class/superbowl/wedding ring, men should not be wearing jewelry. Anything gold and chainlike is especially awful.
Step6
Brush up on your vernacular. There's slang and then there's bro-slang. Bro-slang is horrendous and should be avoided at all costs. "For reals," "For Realsies," and "For Cereal" and anything Keanu Reeves might have said in the movie "Point Break" are off limits.
Step7
Dress well, but not too well. Men shouldn't look like Nick Nolte in "Down and Out in Beverly Hills" but they shouldn't have deep discussions on how wrong it is to wear black shoes with jeans either(this is a real conversation I overhead one day and it seriously frightened me).
Step8
Visors are for poker dealers, Steve Spurrier, and making fun of Steve Spurrier. Wear a hat already.
Step9
Don't go to Panama City, Florida after college. You'll look like a tool in da' club.
Step10
Don't wear sunglasses at night. You're not Corey Hart and you'll probably just end up falling down a set of stairs because your vision is impaired.
Step11
Be yourself. Unless "yourself" is a 30 year old man using terms like "for reals" while wearing a gold chain necklace and jeans with a dragon on them in Panama City. |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by Polyfrost
Step8
Visors are for poker dealers, Steve Spurrier, and making fun of Steve Spurrier. Wear a hat already.
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:stongue: That ones the best. |
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