Originally posted by Polyfrost
Step3
Never wear dragons. Dragons are cool in like, martial arts films. Definitely not silkscreened sideways on a t-shirt.
I agree it's pretty tawdry and tasteless...so many of my t-shirts has some sort of dragon on it...you don't see it in the first place, you just buy it because you like the artwork, but then you go " sake, it's another ing dragon... YOU [insert brandname here]"...:( :( :( :(
hundred
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Originally posted by Polyfrost
I found this somewhat relevant (sorry for the length):
How to Not be a Douchebag
Instructions
Difficulty: Easy
Things You’ll Need:
* a big trash can
* ability to stop yourself from wearing too much cologne
* lack of owning a hair dryer
* blazers for work, not for going to bars in
* ability to avoid shopping excessively at stores such as express and banana republic
Step1
Don't wear more hair gel than me. If it takes you longer to do your hair before we go out than it takes me to get ready, I probably am not going out with you in the first place, so expect to be stood up.
Step2
Cologne is good. That is, in moderation. Cologne is for nights out and formal occasions. It is not for say, working on your car or going to the gym. If you're on a treadmill next to me and all I can smell is Cool Water, I'm probably not going to swoon.
Step3
Never wear dragons. Dragons are cool in like, martial arts films. Definitely not silkscreened sideways on a t-shirt.
Step4
Wear a shirt that fits you. Actually, please just wear a shirt. Don't get me wrong, I like muscles and appreciate the male physique. However, I do not appreciate it being thrown at me unless I paid $80 to see the "Thunder From Down Under" show in Las Vegas. Leave something to the imagination. And for Godsakes, no tank tops!
Step5
Jewelry is not for men. Save for a religious medal your grandmother gave you or a class/superbowl/wedding ring, men should not be wearing jewelry. Anything gold and chainlike is especially awful.
Step6
Brush up on your vernacular. There's slang and then there's bro-slang. Bro-slang is horrendous and should be avoided at all costs. "For reals," "For Realsies," and "For Cereal" and anything Keanu Reeves might have said in the movie "Point Break" are off limits.
Step7
Dress well, but not too well. Men shouldn't look like Nick Nolte in "Down and Out in Beverly Hills" but they shouldn't have deep discussions on how wrong it is to wear black shoes with jeans either(this is a real conversation I overhead one day and it seriously frightened me).
Step8
Visors are for poker dealers, Steve Spurrier, and making fun of Steve Spurrier. Wear a hat already.
Step9
Don't go to Panama City, Florida after college. You'll look like a tool in da' club.
Step10
Don't wear sunglasses at night. You're not Corey Hart and you'll probably just end up falling down a set of stairs because your vision is impaired.
Step11
Be yourself. Unless "yourself" is a 30 year old man using terms like "for reals" while wearing a gold chain necklace and jeans with a dragon on them in Panama City.
that's hilarious lol
tubularbills
fatties are a big turnoff. if your gut is so big you can't see your dick, you should be wearing a shirt. end of story.
small penis
man boobs (EWWWWW!!!!)
bad teeth
super-SHORT!!
bald headed
bad hygiene
narcissistic/cocky/thinks he's gods gift
no ambitions (, I dont need a rich guy but I refuse to support yo ass! at my age, I want a man with a career NOT a job...no walmart workers need apply!!)
and like slylee said: doesnt go down...bitch plz, get outta my room!!! :whip:
bas
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Originally posted by yankeeBaby
small penis
CleverName
question for the ladies:
clean shave, or a day or two's growth?
chimera66
man boobs bother me tremendously
diggerz
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Originally posted by tubularbills
fatties are a big turnoff. if your gut is so big you can't see your dick, you should be wearing a shirt. end of story.
you're not a girl either...
more REAL womenz plz
Domesticated
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Originally posted by diggerz
you're not a girl either...
more REAL womenz plz
He's close enough that I'd be prepared to take advice from him on which tampons to buy my girlfriend if I was really in need.
Sykonee
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Originally posted by yankeeBaby
no ambitions (, I dont need a rich guy but I refuse to support yo ass! at my age, I want a man with a career NOT a job...no walmart workers need apply!!)
This one is usually followed-up a year later with "Always working, concerned about his CAREER; never giving me any attention."
No wonder us guys can never figure out you women.:disbelief
