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| NeoPhono |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
doesn't like to eat vagina |
How does a guy politely tell a girl that she's smoking hot and he wouldn't mind going down town except that it smells like a dead fish wrapped in aged cheese? |
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| Taranis |
| quote: | Originally posted by NeoPhono
How does a guy politely tell a girl that she's smoking hot and he wouldn't mind going down town except that it smells like a dead fish wrapped in aged cheese? |
"I take back what I said, your ex boyfriend clearly wasn't a douche." |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by NeoPhono
How does a guy politely tell a girl that she's smoking hot and he wouldn't mind going down town except that it smells like a dead fish wrapped in aged cheese? |
if you're with someone that has a mutual feeling towards you; then you won't have to worry about it.
trust me, if they can stand you farting in bed, then they'll understand about the other way around too. |
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| Polyfrost |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
doesn't like to eat vagina |
I eat your smelly cheese vagina with crackers and wine:):wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| nefardec |
| quote: | Originally posted by NeoPhono
How does a guy politely tell a girl that she's smoking hot and he wouldn't mind going down town except that it smells like a dead fish wrapped in aged cheese? |
dont say anything, just use coconut oil as lube |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by yankeeBaby
I was clearly exaggerating, you skinny-dick . :D |
for sure my dick is skinny compared to your coke can eating vagina machine
does it take toonies? |
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| Polyfrost |
| what's so big about a coke can anyways... |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by NeoPhono
How does a guy politely tell a girl that she's smoking hot and he wouldn't mind going down town except that it smells like a dead fish wrapped in aged cheese? |
Refer her to the hot chicks with douchebags page
maybe she'll get it |
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| NeoPhono |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
Refer her to the hot chicks with douchebags page
maybe she'll get it |
That, my good sir, is not helpful advice. |
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| Sykonee |
| quote: | Originally posted by yankeeBaby
was able to cry at movies, |
Do sports movies count? |
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| boris_the_bear |
| someone end this ing Nazi retard Polyfrost |
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