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Valentine's Day - What are you getting? (pg. 3)
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| SuspicionVandit |
| I'm going to get myself some new shocks and struts for my car. Then I'll drive her to McDonalds |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yohan
you lack balls if you're actually roped into 'celebrating' this commercial 'holiday' |
Unlike Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Easter, birthdays and the McHappy Day? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| I totally win at Valentines Day... Mrs. Hazard doesn't seen any sense in each of us using our combined money to purchase the other something that if we actually wanted we would have already purchased. Additionally, she doesn't care for like getting flowers or token expressions of emotion. So, this year for Valentines day I'll be treating it just like any other Saturday with the exception that I'll probably get a blow-job while watching the hockey game. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
, I'm moving there. Crash on your couch Lira? :p |
Have another couch for me?
I'm also tired of being assaulted by this hallmark holiday. Hopefully, I won't hear any crap from my EX for not sending her a card or something.
edit: I hear there's going to be a legendary valentine's day full-of-hate thread on fark :clown: |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
So, this year for Valentines day I'll be treating it just like any other Saturday with the exception that I'll probably get a blow-job while watching the hockey game. |
Married women don't do that bra ;) |
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| Ania_xox |
| I'm going to put my ass in my boyfriend's face |
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| squirrelly |
| Seriously? How old is she, 12? Unless she's still in middle school, that's the lamest present - ever. |
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| MeLLyMeL |
| i'd slap my boyfriend if he gave me something that coverred so damn much. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
Have another couch for me?
I'm also tired of being assaulted by this hallmark holiday. Hopefully, I won't hear any crap from my EX for not sending her a card or something.
edit: I hear there's going to be a legendary valentine's day full-of-hate thread on fark :clown: |
In that case, I think you and Stu can camp on the living room. There's a cosy rug there, and the only thing missing is the exotic Brazilian wildlife :p |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
Married women don't do that bra ;) |
Mine does:toocool: |
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| Aortik |
I'm going to make a slideshow of all the great times we've spent together.
It will be awesome. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aortik
I'm going to make a slideshow of all the great times we've spent together.
It will be awesome. |
:stongue:
Reminds me of one of my best mates and his ex, showing me a video they made on Windows Movie Maker with 240 of their best pics :p
It was actually kinda lolful after a while. |
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