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So my girlfriend is going to surprise me (pg. 10)
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| elFreak |
| so if you are at a restaurant and drop a fry in your lap, would you still pick it up and eat it? Or is it against jesus? |
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| elFreak |
ok just checking.
dead fish it is. |
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| elFreak |
it certainly proves that you aren't much of a lay imo.
and that the man you end up with will probably be paying prostitutes to do what you don't. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Do you write poetry for him, too? |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
you don't know the things we do in bed so how would you be able to judge if im much of a lay or not? |
I regret to inform you that elFreak et. al. have established a prima facie case for you not being much of a lay. The burden now shifts to you to rebut that conclusion.
Now I'm telling you this against my better judgment, since I only stand to benefit from any hilarity that might continue to ensue, but I advise you to just drop the matter and refrain from digging yourself an even deeper hole. Considering that nothing practically relevant is at stake, your repeated protestations only strengthen the inference that you are insecure. |
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| Zild |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
I regret to inform you that elFreak et. al. have established a prima facie case for you not being much of a lay. The burden now shifts to you to rebut that conclusion.
Now I'm telling you this against my better judgment, since I only stand to benefit from any hilarity that might continue to ensue, but I advise you to just drop the matter and refrain from digging yourself an even deeper hole. Considering that nothing practically relevant is at stake, your repeated protestations only strengthen the inference that you are insecure. |
you know you really should charge for that you're cheapening the profession |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zild
you know you really should charge for that you're cheapening the profession |
Yes, that's true. I'm far too generous. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| When I think of Arbiter, generosity is definitely the first thing that comes to mind. |
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| elFreak |
man, every time i do mean things on the internet lawyers get involved.:(
i never thought in a million years that i would see prima facie used in the cor.
et tu brute:( |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
yeah im done with this stupid i dont give a flying fk about wat you think about our relationship/sex life; its none of your buisness in the first place- q's/comments made about those subjects will be ignored. :p |
OH NOES!!! |
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| elFreak |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| She's clearly putting the penis on a pedestal. |
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