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So my girlfriend is going to surprise me (pg. 9)
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| UWM |
I can't waste my time reading this thread, but are you still dating that 30-something whore?
Subsequently, do you still have blacklights and in your room? |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krypton
Well, I get there, and I hear techno music blasting against the walls. I walk inside, a strobe light is going, and deadmau5 - I Remember is being blasted. I'm thinkin, "werd." Booze all over the kitchen counter. People dancing in front a big screen tv with music visuals going off. 20 people there, half of which I had never met before. It was pretty good...until this guy who was rolling balls took everything and threw it out the window. Throwing up and . Kicked his ass out, he goes to the neighbors and rings their doorbell, at like 1 o'clock in the morning. They call the cops, and everyone outside trying to leave gets a nice convo with the cops.
I don't care though. This is probably the best birthday I have had since I was 15. Nobody ever really goes out of their way to do something like that for me. I'v got a keeper.
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So what I got from this was your GF *wink* *wink* was throwing a party and at the last minute felt guilty and invited you to it. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Poor Krypton. He fully looks like he's just crapped his pants in that pic, lol :p |
I'll bet his mom took it. |
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| Slylee |
| lol who is that in the picture? krypton? |
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| boris_the_bear |
threads like this don't seem real. it's like Onion News to me, from top to bottom
...i will never understand..:eyespop:
*scratched head* |
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| prolikewhoa |
| she's gonna dump you fool! |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
she's gonna dump you fool! | Or take a dump on him.. either way, krypton wins.
right?:nervous: |
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| Leon |
| quote: | Originally posted by bigjimslade002
hmmmmmmmmm................ |
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| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
LMFAO. this is so hilarious.

i never knew i actually looked like Krypton >.<
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why is the date cut off, i call fake |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Wow, you guys go out as a family? Loooooooooooooosers! |
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| Alex |
| I bet Yukii`s mom gives Krypton head. |
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| bas |
Surprise, I'm going to annoy the out of TA!
What a useless gift to give another human.
Almost as useless as a cat. |
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