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So my girlfriend is going to surprise me (pg. 2)
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| Domesticated |
a) You made a thread specifically to let people know you have a girlfriend.
b) You made a thread specifically to make people think you have a girlfriend.
Either way, you're a loser. |
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| winston |
| it's my dick in a box |
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| jupiterone |
| quote: | Originally posted by winston
it's my dick in a box |
are you suggesting she's a tranny? |
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| Zild |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
are you suggesting she's a tranny? |
no he can teleport specific body parts |
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| winston |
| i have a lazer for penis |
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| hundred |
| three some with ania |
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| bigjimslade002 |
what your probably thinking it will be: sex
what its probably going to be: not sex
because it wont be sex you in turn will be mad,say something ignorant to her,and the night will end in disaster.or at the very least the night will still be ruined for you because its not sex but you'll tough it out and refrain from saying something bad to her like:
"we should be having sex and not watching marley and me this is horrible if i knew this i wouldnt have come over well i wouldnt always complain about it if we did it more often dont hand me that when was the last time huh WHEN thats right two weeks two weeks i cant believe its been that long oh please work hasnt been that busy you just dont want to do it i dont CARE if your parents are home right now they can watch for all i care well you dont have your period in both holes you always look at me like that when i say that arent you the least bit curious how it would feel look just the tip ok just the tip just to see how you like it WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUVE HEARD THAT BEFORE???!!!!"
so anyway let me know what it is. |
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| Palladium |
| "i have the aids" |
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| Alex |
| It'll be a pen and a stack of immigration forms, you're getting married I'm so happy for you!!! |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krypton
Three guesses with something to do with a butt hole. Excellent. |
ya, all suggested you would be receiving and not giving it ;) |
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| Silky Johnson |
I disagree with everything bigjimslade said. It had to have been sex.
Was it sex? |
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