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So my girlfriend is going to surprise me (pg. 4)
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| Alex |
| Mosquitoes have penises on their heads. Thus confirming my theory that they are all ing s. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"hi krypton, id like you to meet my new boyfriend." |
lol |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krypton
This would happen...
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lol :stongue:
So anyways...what happened ? |
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| Krypton |
Well, I get there, and I hear techno music blasting against the walls. I walk inside, a strobe light is going, and deadmau5 - I Remember is being blasted. I'm thinkin, "werd." Booze all over the kitchen counter. People dancing in front a big screen tv with music visuals going off. 20 people there, half of which I had never met before. It was pretty good...until this guy who was rolling balls took everything and threw it out the window. Throwing up and . Kicked his ass out, he goes to the neighbors and rings their doorbell, at like 1 o'clock in the morning. They call the cops, and everyone outside trying to leave gets a nice convo with the cops.
I don't care though. This is probably the best birthday I have had since I was 15. Nobody ever really goes out of their way to do something like that for me. I'v got a keeper.
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| boris_the_bear |
| it happened that he had no girlfriend at all *oooh* |
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| echosystm |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krypton
I don't care though. This is probably the best birthday I have had since I was 15. Nobody ever really goes out of their way to do something like that for me. I'v got a keeper.
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Good to hear mate :)
...even if her friends sound like a real loose bunch of tards lol |
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| Krypton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Alex
I think she's just after Krypton's money. He makes $1000 an hour. |
Thats right bitch hate the game not the player. |
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| Domesticated |
Well, since you girlfriend set up a club in her lounge room, I guess there's only one question we need to ask, since everyone knows what you like doing when you hear music...
Wait for it...
Here it comes...
Oh this is going to be awesome...
The tension is killing me...
DID YOU START UP A STOCK COMPANY ON THE SPOT?! |
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| nchs09 |
| Did trancepixie jump out of the cake nakkid to surprise you? |
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| Zewad |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
Did trancepixie jump out of the cake nakkid to surprise you? |
nice recall |
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| elFreak |
| lol pics (with you) or there is no "girlfriend" |
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