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Sayings/Quotes (pg. 4)
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| USMC_Greg |
Here's my collection of favorite quotes.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! -Louis Untermeyer (1885-1977)
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
"I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. "
- Katherine Cebrian
Better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool,
than to open it and remove all doubt. -unknown
We are all entitled to be stupid,
but you are abusing the priviledge. -unknown
I don't have any solution
but I certainly admire the problem. -Ashleigh Brilliant
The only thing we have to fear
is fear itself. -Winston Churchill
A hero is no braver
than an ordinary man,
but he is braver
five minutes longer. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Good judgement comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgement. -Higdon
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea
whose time has come. -Victor Hugo
Tis better to argue a point and not settle it,
than to settle a point
and not argue it. J. Joubert
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know
how seldom they do. -Olin Miller
If Stupidity got us into this mess,
then why can't it get us out? -Will Rogers
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once. -William Shakespeare
"The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy."
- Von Clausewitz (1780-1831)
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. "
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. "
- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
"Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together."
- Georg Lichtenberg (1742-1799)
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question. -Lt. Henry Mon, USAF, circa 1961
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henny Youngman
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
"Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon."
Never argue with an idiot. He'll bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience.
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
Trying is the first step towards failure. -Homer Simpson
That which does not kill us, only makes us stronger. -Aeon Flux
I imagine a world of love, peace, and no wars. Then I imagine myself attacking that place because they would never expect it! -Tracy Irey
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. -Edgar Allan Poe
War does not determine who is right... but who is left. -Chinese proverb
Half the things that people do not succeed in, are through fear of making the attempt. -James Northcote
To think before you talk is like wiping your ass before you . -Arne Anka
"The only thing in life that's guaranteed is failure, to succeed you must be willing to take risks." -Arutha ConDoin, Prince of Krondor
For they can conquer who believe they can. -Unknown
"We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." -Dana Gould
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
I have a drinking problem, I can't afford it.
Mean people suck,
Nice people swallow,
Stupid people choke,
And wierd people gargle. -N. S. Featherman
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
If I only had enough vodka for two men and enough women for four, I would lead a very happy life. -Dimitry Patent
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters whether I win or lose.
My parents saw the president they loved get shot in the head. I saw my president get head. -Elon Gold
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
- Why can't Jesus play hockey?
- He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
- how do you piss off Winnie the Pooh?
- Stick 2 fingers in his honey
"Jus' 'cause ahh spend so much time backing off in my jack yard to see how my feeter peels don't mean dat ahh drinks too much. Cahl meh latah, tanks."
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Things to say to/about the ladies
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If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?(think about it -- pick up line?)
When you love, you risk not being loved back. Then again, when you live, you risk dying. Take the risk.
Failure is not the worst thing in the world. The worst is not to try.
"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, a hour to like someone, and a day to love someone -- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. -Winnie the Pooh
You don't love a girl because she's pretty, she is pretty because you love her.
A beautiful girl can turn your world to dust.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that's why we call it the present. -Winnie the Pooh
If I had a ticket to heaven,
but you didn't have one too,
i'd tear my ticket to pieces,
and go to hell with you!
Men who never get carried away
should be. -unknown
You never lose by loving.
You lose by holding back.
When you reach for the stars,
you may not quite get one,
but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
If I had a flower
for every time I thought of you,
I could walk through my garden forever.
Don't be afraid of showing your feelings, be afraid of regretting it when you don't. -Laura Springer
Judge someone not by their mistakes but rather how they react to them. -Bradly Wilkins
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. -An Vo
A beautiful girl can turn your world to dust. -Radiohead, "Punchdrunk Lovesick Singalong" |
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| InsomnEac |
| quote: | Originally posted by Essential1
"It's better to regret something you've done, than it is to regret not doing something and wondering what the outcome would have been." - Me
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| igottaknow |
“Don’t hate the playa…hate the game”
Senor Ice-t |
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| Nadi |
Sex is like spades, if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand - anonymous
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees - Emiliano zeppata spanish revelutinary. |
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| NySuzieNy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clyde77
NERD ARE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GUY TRYING TO MAKE A QUICK BUCK!
"people who seek emotion,reflection and peace in music... it doesn't take much... you only need to close your eyes... and let the muic take you away..." (robert miles)
i forgot what tiesto's quote about trance. anyone remembers it please post it here. thanks |
"I dunno, but you have the best signature."-me
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| Busy Child |
Our job isnt to judge who's right and wrong. We just help god along the way.
-Anon. US naval officer
You find yourself working twice as hard when its honest
-Sway, Gone in 60 Seconds |
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| Matrix |
Mine favorites are:
"War is God's way of teaching us geography"
"If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way."
"You're unique, just like everyone else."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."
"Thats OK, I dont remember my name either"
"The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on." |
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| gOOD-tRiP |
| quote: | Originally posted by verminator
this is like.. so damn funny to read :) each time i read it i have to laugh :D :D :D :D
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc. 1989 |
was that really said back in 89'? if it was thats realy funny. |
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| Essential1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by InsomnEac
smart man |
Thank you. I have been living by those words for about 3 years now, and this may sound stupid but it helps me get through alot of . I'm not the smartest person in the world, but I've always believed to live by your own words rather than those of someone else. |
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| Veldrid |
"Violence solves everything. If you think
otherwise, I'll kill you."
"Pain is weakness leaving the body."
"I believe that the majority of the population
should have their tongues removed so they
can no longer pollute intelligent thoughts
and conversations with their idiocy."
"Evil is an art and I'm friggin' Picasso." |
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| plastikE |
''trance is like crack....addictive and used by whores'' - me
'easier said than done...until it comes to your mom'' - me |
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| InAcoma |
"In order to get to the rainbow, first you must conquer the rain."
"Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us."
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen"
"If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend."
"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them"
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle." ~Plato
"The difference between sex and death is,
Death you can do alone,And nobody laughs at you."
"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere" |
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