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Sayings/Quotes (pg. 8)
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| USMC_Greg |
| If you wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man. -Rick Flair |
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| kirbtastic |
| did u fart...or do always smell that way? |
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| Essential1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by kirbtastic
did u fart...or do always smell that way? |
If I wanted to listen to an I'd fart. :p |
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| White_Raven360 |
"The sky is the daily bread of the eyes"
"Talk does not cook rice."
"Don't adjust your sandals in a pumpkin patch."
"A penny saved is... Not much."
"A problem is like a pebble. Hold it up close and it obstructs everything else; Yet hold it back from you and it is still there, but you can look at it from all angles and observe it."
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| AC. |
| quote: | Originally posted by verminator
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc. 1989 |
Actaully, I think this applie to some of us here. |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
"The greatest trick the devil ever performed was convincing the world he doesn't exist."
can anyone rememeber than Ian van Dahl one? went summing like "Some people are only in it for the money... blah blah.." - Ian van Dahl. I used to hav it in my sig.. Was so fecking funny. |
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| Hybrid |
"...too many people are simply in it for the money and fame, and not actually interested in producing quality tunes.. " - Ian Van Dahl
hehehe.... nerd |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by Hybrid
"...too many people are simply in it for the money and fame, and not actually interested in producing quality tunes.. " - Ian Van Dahl
hehehe.... nerd |
rofl! that ones going back in my sig.. haha. classic |
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| P`zazz |
| I like this thread, anyone got more to share? :) |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
Here are a few:
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binaries and those who don't.
Black holes are places where god divided by 0.
Eat . Millions of flies can't be wrong!
If abortion is murder, then mastrubation is a genocide.
Early to rise and early to bed keeps you healthy but socially dead.
If my love for you was a loop, it would be an endless one (said by a programming freak to an ugly girl on my university few days ago)
Running fast all the time increases your lifespan, Einstein confirmed that.
Infinity times i equals 8. (Wonder what kind of a person came up with this one :D )
Btw, I know some mathematical and e^x jokes which are really not funny if anyone is interested in hearing them. |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0
Btw, I know some mathematical and e^x jokes which are really not funny if anyone is interested in hearing them. |
yes pls :) |
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| Arbiter |
Here are some that I just made up for this thread:
"All words are tainted, but all ideas are pure."
"Belief is the denial of ignorance."
"Reality is merely the most popular dream."
"Tolerance is hatred in the clothes of acceptance."
"If everything were great, then greatness would be mediocre."
"Life is a migration to death. Take the scenic route."
Can I get paid for this? |
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