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| Magimaster |
"Guns don't kill people, Physics kills people."
My grad quote :p
"I'm an all star because that's what my shoe says."
Friends grad quote :p
Psalm 144:2 "My goodness, and my fortress; my hightower and deliverer; my shield; and he in whom I trust."
Sniper from Saving Private Ryan, right before he dies. |
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| Trancender |
| " If You were a snot...I'd Pick You" -something going round my school |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
You asked for it. :p
A differential was in need of money and as he was walking down the street he ran into a function. He goes up to her and tells her, gimme 10$ or I'll differentiate you! She's like, no, no don't differentiate me, here, take the money. He took the money but still needed a bit more, so he went up to another function and asked the same. She was also like, no, don't differentiate me, I'm just y=x, I'll become a constant, here take the money. The differential got all full of himself now and he went up to a third function and asked for money also, and the function said, haha, blow me, I'm e^x!
The joke also has a sort of sequel...
A differential brakes into a function party and starts looking at the functions. All functions get scared and sort of move away, but one function is ignoring him totally. He goes up to her and asks her wtf's up with her, why isn't she scared. She goes to him, haha, I'm e^x, so beat it, and he goes well, I'm d/dy!
Now, a mathematical equation why woman=evil:
woman=time*money (we all know they require both time and money)
time=money
money=sqrt(evil) (we also know money is the root of all evil)
woman=time*money=money^2=(sqrt(evil))^2=evil
Also, what we can see here is that (sqrt(evil))^2 is absolute value of evil, so basically women are absolute evil.
And a few about mathematicians:
Two guys are traveling in a blimp and they land in the middle of nowhere. They find a guy and ask him where they are. He says you're in a blimp. Now the one guy in a blimp goes he's definitely a mathematician. The other says how do you know? The first one answers well, he gave us a precise and correct information which is totally useless.
A mathematician, physicist and engeneer are sleeping in a hotel. A fire breaks out and the engeneer goes out, takes a fire extinguisher and extingueshes the fire. It breaks out a little later again ant the physicist goes out and first calculates how much CO2 it takes to extinguish a fire and then sprayes just enough to do it. Another fire breaks out again and this time the mathematician is the only one awake. As he saw what the physicist and engeneer did, he just rolls over in bed and says "the problem is solvable". And they all burn to death.
Another mathematician goes on a firefighter course. They had a lit up barrel and they were supposed to extinguish the fire. The mathematician did it as he was supposed to, and later on he finds another barrel full of ignitable substance. He takes a lighter and sets the barrel on fire. Then he takes the extinguisher and extinguishes the fire. The firefighter coach asks him why did you do that? The mathematician said I solved the problem by reducing it to the problem which I know how to solve.
Many more wher that came from :D |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0
You asked for it. :p
A differential was in need of money and as he was walking down the street he ran into a function. He goes up to her and tells her, gimme 10$ or I'll differentiate you! She's like, no, no don't differentiate me, here, take the money. He took the money but still needed a bit more, so he went up to another function and asked the same. She was also like, no, don't differentiate me, I'm just y=x, I'll become a constant, here take the money. The differential got all full of himself now and he went up to a third function and asked for money also, and the function said, haha, blow me, I'm e^x!
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:haha: i like this one best. hehe |
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| xxTRANCEBOYxx |
| "If Jimi Hendrix was still alive, he'd be making acid techno." -- DDR |
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| fr0st |
| See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*? |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
| quote: | | See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*? |
hehe, someone has good taste in movies.
clatoo verata nicto!
Btw, if anybody knows of the track Brooklyn Bounce - Canda, those samples of a guy speaking and girl screaming are taken from Evil Dead 1 movie. That alone made that tune one of my top 5. |
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| P`zazz |
omg I just heard this one and I got shivers, so much truth in it (it was in greek and I translatedbtw )
Love avoids us when we seek it and seeks us when we avoid it, we hurt those who love us and love those who hurt us :eek: |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by P`zazz
omg I just heard this one and I got shivers, so much truth in it (it was in greek and I translatedbtw )
Love avoids us when we seek it and seeks us when we avoid it, we hurt those who love us and love those who hurt us :eek: |
OMFG :nervous: |
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| P`zazz |
| quote: | Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix
OMFG :nervous: |
:D do I sense some irony in your post? |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| quote: | Originally posted by P`zazz
:D do I sense some irony in your post? |
not a bit. that quote is going straight to my journal ;) |
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| P`zazz |
| quote: | Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix
not a bit. that quote is going straight to my journal ;) |
oh sorry then I misinterpreted your intentions :) cheers man |
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