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Hey Japan, F*** YOU! - I hope this helps stop the Japanese from whaling. (pg. 12)
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| ChemEnhanced |
| I prefer dolphin tacos |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
most guys will end up bedding a fatty during their lifetime. mine was in 2005 i think. i tell that story now for the lols.
fat chicks deserve love too you know! |
There's no shame in nailling the occasional fatty... they're like fast food... you don't want to be bothered cooking up a nice meal or shelling out a bunch of cash for some fine dinning but you want a little more then eating dry pasta out of your pantry so you just swing by McPukes and grab a greasy burger... cheap, no effort, and gets the job done. |
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| squirrelly |
| I like how you guys can take one for the team. I could never do that with a fat man. Even just a chubby/overweight man. :wtf: |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
I like how you guys can take one for the team. I could never do that with a fat man. Even just a chubby/overweight man. :wtf: |
thats because most women, unlike men, are shallow and uncaring individuals who only think of themselves and not the needs of others. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
I like how you guys can take one for the team. I could never do that with a fat man. Even just a chubby/overweight man. :wtf: |
Sometimes you gotta be a good friend an entertain the "guardian" so your buddies can move in on the hot chicks. We do this on the understanding that they'll do the same for us. Othertimes it's more like this... Drugs + erection - options = nailin' a fatty |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
thats because most women, unlike men, are shallow and uncaring individuals who only think of themselves and not the needs of others. |
lmao - you call shagging a fat chick and giving her the illusion that you want her just because you've had one too many is NOT shallow? At least a girl is up front and honest. You guys will talk to the whale as if she's the hottest thing you've ever seen just to get laid and not mean a damn word of it.
And I'm sorry, if you're so fat that you have to lift up your stomach just to screw someone - I'm not interested.
And if you're so fat that everything jiggles when you pump - I'm not interested. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
lmao - you call shagging a fat chick and giving her the illusion that you want her just because you've had one too many is NOT shallow? At least a girl is up front and honest. You guys will talk to the whale as if she's the hottest thing you've ever seen just to get laid and not mean a damn word of it.
And I'm sorry, if you're so fat that you have to lift up your stomach just to screw someone - I'm not interested.
And if you're so fat that everything jiggles when you pump - I'm not interested. |
You are associating sex with other feelings....first mistake. If you are upfront that its nothing more then a and thank you then there is nothing shallow about it. Some people may pick up the fatty due to beer goggles but most people know full well what they are getting into....they just want to get laid and most times the chick knows full well that's what its about. |
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| squirrelly |
| I don't find that there's anything shallow about not whoring yourself out to someone you are not attracted to. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by squirrelly
I don't find that there's anything shallow about not whoring yourself out to someone you are not attracted to. |
if you are horny and want to get laid then why not find someone who will fill the need.....the person may not be Mr. Perfect but sometime Mr. RightNow works just as good. |
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| squirrelly |
| Why not simply masturbate instead of risking the chance of disease? Fat girls have STD's too, you know! |
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| Nostalgic |
| White people shouldn't be interfering with the cultural practices of colored folk. |
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