You see, we're mammalian creatures in pursuit of happiness. What makes mammals happy? Breasts! That's why we invented fire, so we could see breasts in the dark! That's why we came up with this thing called "civilisation", so we could have a greater amount of breasts per square kilometre! And that's why we build bridges, discover cures for deadly diseases, send spaceships to all corners of the universe, and learn how to cook paella in 5 minutes because your date is coming tonight and you promised to cook something sophisticated and romantic though you don't even know what to do with the steamed rice you just prepared.
We do it all because we love breasts!
Sushipunk
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Originally posted by Lira
That's why we invented fire, so we could see breasts in the dark!
:stongue:
idoru
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Originally posted by Lira
Hell yeah, you better support them big titty bitches!
Lews
Lira wins (again) :stongue: :stongue:
Lira
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
:stongue:
It wouldn't be fair not to direct you to the source of my inspiration:
Greatest speech ever :D
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Originally posted by idoru
It gets annoying after a while, unlike the original big titty anthem. Now this is schranz
Sand Leaper
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Originally posted by idoru
I can so see DJ Funk and all those ghetto tech-guys playing this.
Meat187
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Originally posted by floyd741
morality, whatever advances our understanding and use of science is a good thing in my opinion.
This.
For centuries religios idiots have kept science from advancing and now moralist idiots, which are the same breed, since, as some philosopher fag will surely explain, moral and religion form a disgusting bastard marriage, are trying to do the same thing.
Jackson
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Originally posted by Meat187
This.
For centuries religios idiots have kept science from advancing and now moralist idiots, which are the same breed, since, as some philosopher fag will surely explain, moral and religion form a disgusting bastard marriage, are trying to do the same thing.
I want a MF'in Spacerocket!
woscar
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Originally posted by Lira
Why, of course, I'm a scientist!
You see, we're mammalian creatures in pursuit of happiness. What makes mammals happy? Breasts! That's why we invented fire, so we could see breasts in the dark! That's why we came up with this thing called "civilisation", so we could have a greater amount of breasts per square kilometre! And that's why we build bridges, discover cures for deadly diseases, send spaceships to all corners of the universe, and learn how to cook paella in 5 minutes because your date is coming tonight and you promised to cook something sophisticated and romantic though you don't even know what to do with the steamed rice you just prepared.
We do it all because we love breasts!
:stongue:
nefardec
thought this would be appropriate
yukii
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Originally posted by Jackson
Lol, that's badass.
And yeah, I saw the trailer for Splice on t.v. and thought of this :p
Renzo
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Originally posted by Lira
Greatest speech ever :D
Although corny at times, I really enjoyed several episodes of Coupling. Ben Miles was terrific on that show.
