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Bathroom Etiquette 101 (pg. 3)
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| ziptnf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Adam420
Money right there:haha: |
Oh yeah, I take the Cosby's to the pool all the time at work. :p |
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| Theresa |
I hate going number 2 when there are other people in the bathroom. If I have to, I will throw a bunch of toilet paper into the bowl so that what comes out doesn't splash. Hahaha! But like someone said, if you have to, you have to.
EW OMG GIRLS DONT POO!!! |
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| Esiotrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
I hate going number 2 when there are other people in the bathroom. If I have to, I will throw a bunch of toilet paper into the bowl so that what comes out doesn't splash. Hahaha! But like someone said, if you have to, you have to.
EW OMG GIRLS DONT POO!!! |
LOL my boyfriend firmly believes that I never poo.
I go number 2 like once a week and I'm done in 2 minutes tops. I make sure my ass covers the bowl so that no smell escapes and I flush continuously until I'm done. No one ever finds out what I did in there.
I can't believe I'm describing the way I poop in detail. :tongue2 |
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| Renzo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
I go number 2 like once a week and I'm done in 2 minutes tops. |
:wtf:
Dude, you need more fiber. Or booze. :o |
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| Esiotrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
:wtf:
Dude, you need more fiber. Or booze. :o |
I have all sorts of dysfunctions.
I quit booze. But coffee is a good alternative to help you poo, every time I drink coffee I have to poop within minutes, sometimes immediately.... Does anyone else have that pleasant problem? |
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| Renzo |
Yeah, caffeine can act as a diuretic. happens.
/igk humor |
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| Adam420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
I have all sorts of dysfunctions.
I quit booze. But coffee is a good alternative to help you poo, every time I drink coffee I have to poop within minutes, sometimes immediately.... Does anyone else have that pleasant problem? |
I'm guessing you eat very, very little food? |
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| Esiotrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Adam420
I'm guessing you eat very, very little food? |
On the contrary. I have 4 meals a day, and a couple of snacks in between. Very healthy food, too.
*shrug* |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Do you still smoke? Coffee and a smoke in the morning is a one-way ticket to magazine town for me. |
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| Esiotrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Do you still smoke? Coffee and a smoke in the morning is a one-way ticket to magazine town for me. |
lol
Yes I still smoke. I may need to drink more coffee then. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
But coffee is a good alternative to help you poo, every time I drink coffee I have to poop within minutes, sometimes immediately.... Does anyone else have that pleasant problem? |
Yep. I swear sometimes even the smell of coffee gets my moving. |
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| Renzo |
| I can only when Mariachis are serenading me. Is that weird? |
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