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Bathroom Etiquette 101 (pg. 4)
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
I can only when Mariachis are serenading me. Is that weird? |
Why would that be weird? :conf: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
lol
Yes I still smoke. I may need to drink more coffee then. |
Or smoke less so that it means more! |
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| Esiotrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Why would that be weird? :conf: |
I would find it weird if Renzo says something that made sense. |
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| Renzo |
| Well, you certainly put me in my place. |
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| Esiotrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
Well, you certainly put me in my place. |
I'm very fond of you, really. <3 |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enigmatik
I make sure my ass covers the bowl so that no smell escapes and I flush continuously until I'm done. |
:stongue:
And you think that tactic works? Poppycock! |
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| Esiotrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
:stongue:
And you think that tactic works? Poppycock! |
Works for me. :p |
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| Omega_Blue |
reach behind you and courtesy flush while you're still sitting on the ter and that tends to remove quite a bit of the smell. wipe, dispose, and flush again, and you're good to go.
@OP- man, that was one long, drawn-out read that wasn't the least bit funny. i hate third-person anecdotes like that. those smug s.
and i personally make it a point to at work daily; nothing better than getting paid to poo imo. and whoever mentioned the story about the guy who ducked into the girls bathroom to take a dump- i've done it before myself. i just don't give a , when you gotta go, you gotta go. unless it's a multiple-person women's bathroom that doesn't lock... then i wait. |
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| FuzzQi |
| What sick bastards lock the mens' room and leave the womens' unlocked |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
if im taking a i can't keep a straight face if someone is in the stall next to me groaning and pushing. im so childish. when there's epic noises following a long groan i have to hold my mouth not to burst out laughing.
my best friend leaves nasty stains so he always s at a bathroom further away from his office, so nobody knows its him. he updates me on the status of said stain throughout the day. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
if im taking a i can't keep a straight face if someone is in the stall next to me groaning and pushing. im so childish. when there's epic noises following a long groan i have to hold my mouth not to burst out laughing.
my best friend leaves nasty stains so he always s at a bathroom further away from his office, so nobody knows its him. he updates me on the status of said stain throughout the day. |
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I might text you more often. |
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| FuzzQi |
| So what, he checks it throughout the day and reports on its progress of decaying? |
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