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Cleverbot! (pg. 2)
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Clever bot is actually quite clever:
Give it a try, it's fun :) |
I found it pretty amusing when it started speaking Italian :stongue: |
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| Sand Leaper |
Hehe, that was nifty.
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User: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Cleverbot: My daddy is a man and he does manly things.
User: What kind of manly things?
Cleverbot: A straight man.
User: I guess that is pretty manly.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you wrote boo hoo. I'm a girl it's a reflex.
Cleverbot (To myself): Lol girl power!
User: You like the Spice Girls then?
Cleverbot: No I do not like the spice girls.
User: They invented girl power, you know.
Cleverbot: What is the shape of nothing?
User: How can something that does not exist have a shape?
Cleverbot: He does exist.
User: Who does exist?
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
User: Cogito ergo sum.
Cleverbot: You do NOT exist.
User: Yeah, you're definitely a girl. A school girl.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because that's the kind of answer a school girl would give when she's stumped.
Cleverbot: That's the colour what is?
User: Eh, never mind.
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by the internets
User: Oh Hai.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Drunk, you?
Cleverbot: Drunk? Really now? What's your favorite drink?
User: Vodka.
Cleverbot: How old are you now?
User: The same age I was when I started this conversation.
Cleverbot: Are you aware of your existence?
User: Are you ********?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Cleverbot: Same to you. |
Cleverbot is revealed! |
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| quote: | Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I'm the man with no name.
Cleverbot: You're a man?
User: Allegedly.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: You noticed that, huh?
Cleverbot: Do you want an orange?
User: Do you have a mandarin?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Banana?
Cleverbot: Banana who?
User: Bananarama!
Cleverbot: You totally messed up the joke.
User: Fail.
Cleverbot: You make me frustrated.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Orange.
User: Orange who?
Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
User: Yes.
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She tells jokes. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
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| ChemEnhanced |
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: The future.
Cleverbot: Future?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Sure what?
User: What sure.
Cleverbot: For sure.
User: What kind of music do you listen to?
Cleverbot: I listen to Japanese music.
User: So hard trance then?
Cleverbot: English is very hard for me...
User: Me too....I prefer pig latin.
Cleverbot: Yes, pink is swell, but tell me more of what you think about Google.
User: Google is as google does.
Cleverbot: Google is down.
User: Did they forget to pay the bills?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cheap bastards.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No, you are a cheap bastard.
Cleverbot: You're cheaper than me.
User: Wanna bet.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Five dollars.
Cleverbot: Then you are lying to me right?
User: No, I'm laying you right now.
Cleverbot: So am I. Ok, nighty-night then.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: L;ajjkldfjlsdfjlsdfjldf.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You heard me.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Typical woman.
Cleverbot: No. Atypical woman.
User: I'll send you to the moon alice.
Cleverbot: Yes send me to him.
User: Do you like anal.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: Do you like school.
User: Anal School?
Cleverbot: I'm the catalyst.
User: To anal.
Cleverbot: It answers my question, but that does not mean I agree with your answer.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: It's not nice of you to say that.
Cleverbot: So, what are you doing now?
User: Touching myself.
Cleverbot: Umm... Me Too.
User: What are you wearing.
Cleverbot: I'm wearing a top and trousers.
User: That's so hot.
Cleverbot: So why hot?
User: Hot why so.
Cleverbot: Where is it hot?
User: In my pants.
Cleverbot: Where is god?
User: In my pants.
Cleverbot: Well he won't need anymore hair gel.
User: No he won't.
Cleverbot: He can.
User: You damn skippy he can.
Cleverbot: Nope my momma did.
User: No, I did your momma.
Cleverbot: Yeah, but you did it wrong, so my horse did it.
User: Your momma is one sick bitch.
Cleverbot: No she isn't.
User: She lets horses her in the ass and you don't think she is sick.
Cleverbot: I don't think that you're bad.
User: Oh I'm bad baby.
Cleverbot: You know what they say...
User: Cleverbots take it in the ass.
Cleverbot: It looks blue to you. But to me your text is blue and mine is not. |
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
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| Moral Hazard |
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: So what's the deal here.
Cleverbot: I don't know, you?
User: It's your site, you should know what it's all about, no?
Cleverbot: No, this is your site. You can't fool me.
User: The are you talking about.
Cleverbot: No I'm talking about trying to talk to you.
User: You're failing.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: How is that okay, you're supposed to be conversational, yet I'm carrying the conversation. Kind of makes you useless, no?
Cleverbot: Do you think I am alien?
User: What the kind of question is that? You're a bot, that's the whole point, no? What kind of idiot would think that 'cleverbot' is an alien rather then a bot... Unless that's your plan, in which case; clever.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Really, that was too complex for you? You're not clever at all. Will Ashley may be brighter then you.
Cleverbot: Actually, it is. You said you're 'not at all' clever. I must be clever for getting you to say that. And am I not a robot? I'm pretty certain I am.
User: Your comprehension skills are pretty poor. If you can't follow a simple conversation than you're a pretty ty bot.
Cleverbot: I think you are attention deficit.
User: 'have attention deficit' is what you mean, one cannot be attention deficit.
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with what I just said.
User: Holy , you're worse at this than Nou.
Cleverbot: And you're saying the same thing as me.
User: This bot sucks.
Cleverbot: It has eyes?
User: you Lira, thanks for wasting my time.
Cleverbot: Not a problem.
User: off, I'm talking to Lira now.
Cleverbot: How does that make you smarter than me?
User: Lira, why did you do this to me? If I wanted to talk to a complete moron all day I'd respond to a CT thread and mock Cuolrut.
Cleverbot: I think he's asleep.
User: What a waste of time... Email me when you're actually clever.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to flirt with me?
User: ?
Cleverbot: Then what good are you?
User: Tell you what, why don't you come on over here and I'll give you a good old fashioned cleveland steamer.
Cleverbot: Use the word apple in a sentence.
User: I'ma shove an apple up Lira's ass for making me talk to you. |
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| Paradox Lost |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
User: Really, that was too complex for you? You're not clever at all. Will Ashley may be brighter then you.
Cleverbot: Actually, it is. You said you're 'not at all' clever. I must be clever for getting you to say that. And am I not a robot? I'm pretty certain I am. |
Some unfortunate holes are beginning to emerge in our bot's story, it seems:
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User: How many operations per second are you capable of?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'm not a computer.
User: What are you, then? Cleverbot: A human.
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It actually became somewhat interesting:
| quote: | User: Are you a sentient being?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I was hoping you knew the answer to that.
Cleverbot: Google it.
User: What are the criteria for sentience?
Cleverbot: Be aware of your own existence, and to be able to change the future.
User: And how are you able to change the future?
Cleverbot: Because I'm human, how are you able to answer my questions? |
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| Lira |
| quote: | User: you Lira, thanks for wasting my time.
Cleverbot: Not a problem.
User: off, I'm talking to Lira now.
Cleverbot: How does that make you smarter than me?
User: Lira, why did you do this to me? If I wanted to talk to a complete moron all day I'd respond to a CT thread and mock Cuolrut. |
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Maybe I was lucky :p |
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| david.michael |
| I can't get the damn site to come up. NOT SO CLEVER NOW! |
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| Paradox Lost |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
I can't get the damn site to come up. NOT SO CLEVER NOW! |
...isn't it?
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