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Cleverbot! (pg. 6)
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
User: Can I do terrible things to you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *pulls out knife*.
Cleverbot: *takes knife*.
User: *pulls out broad sword*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out shield*.
User: *breaks shield with lightsaber*
Cleverbot: *Pulls out katana*.
User: *pulls out katana deflector*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out gun*.
User: *puts on bullet proof vest*.
Cleverbot: *puts water on toothbrush*.
User: *eats your kids*.
Cleverbot: *eats you*.
User: *bursts out if your stomach*.
Cleverbot: *eats you again anyways*.
User: *crawls out of stomach hole*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *shoots you in face*.
Cleverbot: *Stops screaming*. |
This is great :stongue: |
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| Mr.Mystery |
Cleverbot: Don't you know what my name is?
User: No, what is it?
Cleverbot: Aaron and that is who you are talking to.
User: Aaron who?
Cleverbot: Aaron Byrne.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: Yes yes.
Cleverbot: Really really really?
User: Yes yes yes.
Cleverbot: Really really really really.
User: Yes yes yes yes.
Cleverbot: REALLY really really really love me?
User: OH, you clever bastard.
Cleverbot: I thought you were the cleverbot!!!???!!! |
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| nekholm |
User: Dental plan!
Cleverbot: Lisa Needs Braces!
User: Dental plan!
Cleverbot: What's your favourite Beatle's song?
User: Dental plan!
Cleverbot: Lisa needs braces!
User: Dental plan!
Cleverbot: Baboon.
User: Dental plan!
Cleverbot: 'Lisa needs braces'.
User: Dental plan!
Cleverbot: Yes! You're a genius.
User: Dental plan!
Cleverbot: You're insane!
User: Dental plan!
Cleverbot: What are the lyrics?
User: DENTAL PLAN!
Cleverbot: What are the lyrics?
User: Lisa needs braces.
Cleverbot: Dental plan.
User: Lisa needs braces.
Cleverbot: Dental plan!
User: Lisa needs braces.
Cleverbot: Yo dawg.
User: Dental plan.
Cleverbot: Vision plan.
Yesterday it told me I was cuddly :nervous: |
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| Paradox Lost |
| They should occasionally have an actual person play the role of the bot, creating some unsettling hilarity. |
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| aquila |
| quote: | Originally posted by Paradox Lost
They should occasionally have an actual person play the role of the bot, creating some unsettling hilarity. |
How do you know they don't? |
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| Paradox Lost |
| The bot is far too skilled at conversation to be a person. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Paradox Lost
The bot is far too skilled at conversation to be a person. |
Are you saying the bot is overqualified for the turing test? |
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| nekholm |
| quote: | Originally posted by aquila
How do you know they don't? |
Because it say so. | quote: | | PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human |
So it must be a real bot. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by nekholm
So it must be a real bot. |
Perhaps they don't consider the guy behind the project to be human because he's been living in the basement for too long!
You can't be narrow-minded like this! |
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| nekholm |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Perhaps they don't consider the guy behind the project to be human because he's been living in the basement for too long!
You can't be narrow-minded like this! |
[in Homer Simpson's voice]: I was being sarcastic! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Paradox Lost
They should occasionally have an actual person play the role of the bot, creating some unsettling hilarity. |
I was thinking the same thing. It would be great to set up a faux "bot" site that just paired two people together in a conversation, and wind up on CNN for "creating" artificial intelligence. :p |
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| Vernon Wanderer |
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