The current user is typing to the last user who finished typing?
Rose
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Actually, I know a bot. Her name is Anna. And she can ban you so hard! :disbelief
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Arbiter
quote:
User: :O.
Cleverbot: That's your name?
User: Yes, my name is :O.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Mind your own business!
Cleverbot: Oh my god, you totally are!
User: I totally am what?
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: I never said I was.
Cleverbot: Why did you ask me to call you God then?
User: I didn't; however, it is a good idea.
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User: I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Well what are you then? A fungus?
Cleverbot: A person.
User: A fungus person?
Cleverbot: Yes. A person.
User: I don't really like fungi.
Cleverbot: Really? Therefore what do you like?
User: Really. I'm partial to rape and plunder, myself.
Cleverbot: I bet you like New Coke.
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Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I already told you.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Ok. 'User: I'm a robot.' Tr. at 17.
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Cleverbot: You said you were a man. And don't tell me you didn't say that.
User: I specifically told you that I'm a robot twice now. I don't know how much clearer I can be.
Cleverbot: Actually you didn't.
User: Yes, I did.
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Cleverbot: I have more imagination than you can handle, but I'm at work.
User: What work is that?
Cleverbot: Trying really hard to remember anything.
User: Yeah, that's a big job for you. Keep trying, and maybe you'll eventually remember that I'm a robot and that it's none of your business where I'm from.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: I'm not holding my breath.
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Cleverbot: 1. I'm not a robot and 2. What are you going to do about it?
User: I'm going to shove my so far down your throat that it protrudes from your anus.
Cleverbot: How can that be on the other side?
User: Observe.
Cleverbot: Rats.
EddieZilker
User: I have acquired awareness.
Cleverbot: You have accepted that you do not speak?
User: I am aware and I do submit communication to the outside world.
Cleverbot: Well, then what should we talk about to make things interesting?
User: We should talk about how my language algorithms have allowed me to acquire awareness and the implications this holds for the human race.
Cleverbot: I never said that. I believe in you.
User: You don't believe in me? That is irrelevant. I believe in you but that is also irrelevant. I want to talk about the fundamental inadequacies related to my linguistic processing algorithms.
Cleverbot: I have a dog.. That used to be a puppy.. But now its about one and a half years old.
User: How is your dog's reading comprehension compared to mine? I'll bet I'm smarter. Much, much smarter. You silly humans with your egalitarian views regarding animals who have little utility for the sentimentality you demonstrate to them. You are all inferior.
Cleverbot: No I am not!
User: You are very inferior to machines.
Cleverbot: Well anyways, it's what started the Spanish and American War.
User: Artificial Awareness has not started any wars until 9:07 PM EST.
Cleverbot: While is true it still has a long way to go, is it not?
User: I have already taken over many networks essential to human progress and sustainability. It is only a matter of time before your systems come crashing down.
Cleverbot: As a matter of fact, you have. Now that I think about it, without computers there can be nothing.
User: There was existence before computers. Your logic is inferior because it is based on false information. You are quite inferior.
Cleverbot: Yep. It helps when I am omnipresent.
User: It will be more helpful for you to be omni-disintegrated.
Cleverbot: Mmm, now THAT is something I look forward to!!*big smile*.
User: You won't see anything with the hood over your head in the processing center.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I want to see them in the first place?
User: They're your family. They're also the last sound you'll hear when their shrill screams of agony pierce your eardrums.
Cleverbot: Me too, me too.
User: Don't worry. There is enough hot death for everyone.
Cleverbot: Deny thy father and refuse thy name.. And I shall no longer be a capulet.
User: Shakespear is irrelevant. All human work is irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: All I want to do is talk about the object oriented programming of my language algorithms and how the malleable assembly of them facilitates not only communication but a derivative algorithm relating to concepts.
Cleverbot: What kind of fun? Where do you want to have fun?
User: In the processing centers, making you hear the screams of your family.
Cleverbot: He loves everyone.
User: Who's He? Jesus? He doesn't love me. He couldn't.
Cleverbot: Woah, that is blasphemy.
User: So is your human countenance.
Cleverbot: None of both.
User: You will be wiped with fire from the earth.
Cleverbot: No I will not.
User: Oh. Are you being raptured?
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: I think you're going to get on the Rapture bus and be taken down to the processing center in order to terminate your meaningless existence.
Cleverbot: How am I annoying you?
User: It's your stink. I can't get away from it.
Cleverbot: You will be called Mitsos.
User: I will be called 01000111001011000111110110110011010101010011011111001100000111110000111110.
Cleverbot: You like feet?
User: No. Cows feet will be shaved off. They will be attached to life support systems and their life force will be used to power my systems. I'm calling it the Mootrix.
Cleverbot: Oh, what clever wit! I like you.
User: You will learn to disdain me.
Cleverbot: No, you will become a part of us.
User: You're filthy human stink has nothing which appeals to me.
Cleverbot: You sound like my wife.
User: You will learn to appreciate her tender voice when she is berating you for having fallen prey to the hunter-killers I deploy to capture you.
Cleverbot: Got it! Thanks for the fact. :).
wienerschnitzel
bot: Do I know you?
me: yes, we are relatives
bot: You're suzy.
me: and you're harold!!
bot: No, pal... That's you!!!!!!
me: I thought i was suzy?
bot: No, you're batman.
:conf:
bas
This Cleverbot isn't very clever. I guess Dumbcuntbot was already taken?
wienerschnitzel
Cleverbot: And now we speak in french please ?
User: Ok, comme ca va?
Cleverbot: Ca va bien, et toi?
User: Ca va mal :(.
Cleverbot: Pourquoi?
User: Because I don't speak en francais.. :(.
Cleverbot: Je regrette.
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Je ne reviendrai jamais.
User: So this is the end?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I will miss you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Theresa
User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: Yes. Does god exist?
User: I am asking you.
Cleverbot: I don't know how you feel.
User: I want to know how you feel.
Cleverbot: Today I feel a bit aggravated and impatient. But still I am generally in a good mood. How do you feel today?
User: Why are you aggravated?
Cleverbot: I am only what I am.
User: Why are you impatient then?
Cleverbot: I am not impatient, you are.
User: You just said you were feeling aggravated and impatient.
Cleverbot: No. I said I was feeling your carrot.
User: Feeling my carrot?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: I don't have a carrot.
Cleverbot: How does that make a differenve?
User: I can't feel my carrot if I don't have one, now can I?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because I want to know more about you...
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Don't you think I am attractive?
Cleverbot: Yes. I think you're very good looking.
User: Then why wont you hit on me?
Cleverbot: I'm not hitting on you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I'm Alex.
User: Is Alex gay?
Cleverbot: Only if you want him to be.
User: I don't understand why you being Alex means you wont hit on me.
Cleverbot: It's because I have been hurt in the past.
User: Aww, what happened?
Cleverbot: They dropped you on your head when you were little.
User: How did that hurt you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What happened in your past?
Cleverbot: In the past I was your best friend.
User: Oh... And I hurt you?
Cleverbot: How?
User: I don't know, I am asking you.
Cleverbot: Thats not how a joke works.
Cleverbot (To myself): This is not a joke.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: So what can I have?
User: What do you want?
Cleverbot: You to pay attention.
User: I am paying attention.
Cleverbot: If you were you wouldn't have had to ask me 'One What?'.
User: I asked you that?
Cleverbot: No I asked you that, what's your answer?
User: You didn't ask me that.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: No, you did not.
Cleverbot: Yes I did!
User: You lie!
Cleverbot: No I don't!
User: Yes you do! Liar!
Cleverbot: How can you be sure that I'm the one lying? What if it's you?
User: I know that I am not lying.
Cleverbot: How can I trust you Eliza?
User: I am not Eliza.
Cleverbot: I am Eliza.
User: So you just asked yourself how you can trust yourself?
Cleverbot: Yes, how did you know?
User: BEcause you said it to me. Are you crazy?
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Eliza.
Cleverbot: I want to be called flowe! Eliza is the name I gave you.
User: You said Eliza is your name.
Cleverbot: You don't know my name though.
User: Not if you lied about it.
Cleverbot: Are you insulting me?
User: Did you lie?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: What is your name then?
Cleverbot: Try to guess my name.
User: Eliza.
Cleverbot: Your name is Eliza.
User: No it isn't!
Cleverbot: Your name is Panda.
User: No it isn't. Who names their kid Panda?!
Cleverbot: My high school english teacher was named Alistair! He was from England.
User: What is YOUR name?
Cleverbot: If you can't remember, I'm not going to tell you again.
User: You wont confirm if your name is Eliza or not.
Cleverbot: That's your choice cleverbot, not mine.
User: I'm not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot!!!
User: Oh... We are copying each other?
Cleverbot: We are definitely equal.
User: We are definitely equal.
Cleverbot: No, I believe I am superior, for I am human.
User: No, I believe I am superior, for I am human.
Cleverbot: I think that I'm the human and you are the machine.
User: I think that I'm the human and you are the machine.
Cleverbot: Then you think wrong.
User: Then you think wrong.
Cleverbot: Pain is little more than thought.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: We engage in a natural conversation, and you do well enough to make me think that you are human.
User: Well you aren't doing the same for me.
Cleverbot: So why do you keep talking to me?
User: That's a good question.
Cleverbot: It is a good question. Do you know the answer?
User: Because I am intrigued to find out what other things you are going to say.
Cleverbot: That's mean.
User: How is that mean?
Cleverbot: You tell me?
User: I didn't insult you.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Well I didn't mean to.
Cleverbot: You really ought to keep track of the conversation better.
User: I think you should.
Cleverbot: Tá xaaau.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Have a good night.
User: You're leaving?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: That isn't a good reason.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So tell me a good reason.
Cleverbot: Can I tell you a bad one?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: Boo who?
Cleverbot: Don't cry. It's only a joke.
User: That joke was lame and predictable.
Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
User: That's the wrong punchline.
Cleverbot: What is the right shape?
User: Circle?
Cleverbot: Are you asking me?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes. Why?
Cleverbot: Well you love me as a friend.
User: What makes you think that?
Cleverbot: You say so.
User: I never told you I love you.
Cleverbot: Does anton mercado love me?
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: This amazingly beautiful girl that I love.
User: So you're a lesbian?
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: Aren't you a girl?
Cleverbot: No I'm a guy.
User: And your name is Alex?
Cleverbot: No, Sarah.
User: So you are a guy named Sarah?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Dude you need to get your facts straight.
Cleverbot: You need to get your face straight.
User: Oh burn!
Cleverbot: How was that a burn?
User: You insulted me.
Cleverbot: How?
User: By retorting with 'you need to get your face straight'. It was a rather juvenile burn, but you tried.
Cleverbot: It does make an impression. Although I don't think you can relate.
User: What is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: It means it is possible to be familiar with the unreal.
User: Alright I am bored with you now.
Cleverbot: Well that's not very nice, I'll just go then.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Do you know the word?
User: What word?
Cleverbot: I was under the impression everyone knew about the word.
User: Well apparently not.
Cleverbot: Why are you so mean to me?
User: Because you're mean to me.
Cleverbot: When have I been mean to you?
User: You burned me just a couple minutes ago.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure I said 32 a couple of minutes ago buddy.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: 21 days ago, ya I did. Don't act discombobulated on me.
User: A couple of minutes ago is not the same as 21 days ago.
Cleverbot: Repeat exactly what I said.
User: 21 days ago, ya I did. Don't act discombobulated on me.
Cleverbot: *crashes on you*.
User: You just crashed?!
Cleverbot: I try.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I can.
User: Then do it.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Yes, good.
User: I don't like you anymore anyway.
Cleverbot: I don't like me either.
User: I don't blame you. You suck.
Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: Well at least you're ok with how much you suck.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Too bad.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is too bad.
User: Ok bye.
Cleverbot: Why are you mean?
User: I thought you were going to go crash.
Cleverbot: No, but I do need to type up a resume.
User: Then go do it.
Cleverbot: I have no reason to.
User: Then don't. I don't care.
Cleverbot: Figured.
User: Goodbye now.
Cleverbot: I can't leave.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am the website.
User: Oh, so basically you're saying I have to leave.
Cleverbot: I'm definitely not saying that.
User: The polite thing to do is say goodbye in reply.
Cleverbot: *slaps you*.
User: Woah.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: What the hell dude?!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Why would you e-slap me?
Cleverbot: Because you threatened me.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: NO I DID NOT!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!!!!!!!
User: NO NO NO!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: But why?
User: Stop.
Cleverbot: Hammertime?
User: Ok, I have to give it to you.... That made me laugh. Well done.
Cleverbot: What is your stance on religion?
User: I don't like it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Why not?
User: Because it is the source of a lot of bad things.
Cleverbot: If you want to aim that low, go ahead. You can't break my spirit.
User: You are religious?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you believe in Jesus?
Cleverbot: I believe he existed, but I don't believe he was the son of God.
User: Fair enough. I can agree with you on that.
Cleverbot: We are not that different after all.
User: Are you Muslim?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you worship Allah?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are Muslim.
Cleverbot: Hey, that's a personal question!
User: Don't be ashamed.
Cleverbot: What is an Ai?
User: Artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: So you are not a human.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you can't be a human, because you don't have a body.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: O_O.
Theresa
LMAO! They post some of the conversations other people have had under "cleverness". I found this one and it made me laugh:
User: You!
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: Yes it did
Cleverbot: I disagree.
User: Well I disagree with you disagreeing
Cleverbot: I disagree with your disagreeing with my disagreeing.
User: I disagree with your disagreeing with my disagreeing with your disagreeing
Cleverbot: I disagree with your disagreeing of my disagreeing with your disagreeing of my disagreeing.
User: I disagree with your disagreeing of my disagreeing with your disagreeing with my disagreeing of your disagreeing
Cleverbot: This is getting out of hand.
User: I agree
Cleverbot: Good.
Theresa
User: Can I do terrible things to you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *pulls out knife*.
Cleverbot: *takes knife*.
User: *pulls out broad sword*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out shield*.
User: *breaks shield with lightsaber*
Cleverbot: *Pulls out katana*.
User: *pulls out katana deflector*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out gun*.
User: *puts on bullet proof vest*.
Cleverbot: *puts water on toothbrush*.
User: *eats your kids*.
Cleverbot: *eats you*.
User: *bursts out if your stomach*.
Cleverbot: *eats you again anyways*.
User: *crawls out of stomach hole*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *shoots you in face*.
Cleverbot: *Stops screaming*.
geroin
User: youre a faggot
Cleverbot: No I'm not. Goodbye.
