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New Zodiac signs?? NO THANKS! (pg. 4)
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| Adam420 |
| nope, still an Aries |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Lol I am definitely NOT a Libra. :stongue: |
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| tubularbills |
i went from scorpio to virgo.
LOL, HARDLY:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
this is ing stupid too.....all the signs are like 20+ days except scorpio now is only 6 days in november? what the is up with that? |
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| ModernNosferatu |
Tonight I am shooting my Red Rider carbon action 200 shot range air riffle at the moon to see if I can shot his eye out.
(with the compus and the stock and this thing that tells time) |
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| jonSun |
| fockers changed me from a Virgo to a Pisces :( |
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| LiquidX |
| phew.. I'm stil a Leo by 3 days though. Crazy.. wait, wtf htf |
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| tubularbills |
honestly, this is just as stupid as when scientists said Pluto wasn't a planet anymore.
i think it's just publicity stunts :o |
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| JD8180 |
| i'm an ophiphukus :( |
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| Lira |
All right, time to do things my way. Here's my horoscope:- Januarists: From 1 January to 31 January - tend to be born in the first month of the year. Because of that, they're usually the oldest in a group of friends born in the same year, giving them the impression that they're more responsible, intelligent and organised. Deep inside, everyone else reckons they're annoying.
- Februarists: From 1 February to 29 February - these are usually the folks born in the second month of the year. They're a bit odd, not unlike the month. Because, think about it, the Januarists are older than they are, so what's left? They usually try to be rebellious and imaginative and spontaneous. Deep inside, everyone else reckons they're annoying, but in a different way.
- Marchists: From 1 March to 31 March - third monthers in general. They're running out of ideas by now, because the Januarists are already snotty and stuck-up, whereas the Februarists are the ones coming up with all the cool ideas before they can think of something new. So they keep dreaming and never get anything done. Yeah.
- Aprilists: From 1 April to 31 April - I don't care if April has just 30 days... if 31 April doesn't exist, but 30 April does, then everyone born in April is between this interval, so bugger off and stop finding problems in my otherwise awesome astrology. Yeah, that's right you bloody Aprilists, I know you're all stubborn and short-tempered and yada-yada, but I know what work on you. Namely, being equally stubborn (but aloof).
- Mayans: From 1 May to 31 May - You idiots, why did you have to tell anyone the world is going to end next year?!
- Junists: From 1 June to 31 June - To be honest, no one knows for sure who you are because you're stuck in the middle of the year. You try to make up for this unpopularity with a split personality but, nah, you can't fool anyone.
- Julyists: From 1 July to 31 July - You're the Cancer that is killing /Z/. Americans, take note: that's zed and should not rhyme with the name of that funny animal that makes honey. The cancer that is killing them is something else entirely.
- Augustines: From 1 August to 31 August - Oh, it's all about you, you, you. You have to write confessions and get all the credit for becoming a super awesome person. Guess what!? You're not!
- Septemberists: From 1 September to 31 September - Right, so you were not born in any of the following months, and you're really special because of that, aren't you? All anal-retentive, paying attention to every single detail just to make sure no one lumps you together with those bloody Octoberists, Novemberists and Decemberists. Ppfffttt... yeah, as if you could be any more popular because of that. Stop splitting hairs already!
- Octoberists: From 1 October to 31 October - you're probably drunk, so no matter what I write here, you're just going to go out tonight wearing green shorts and suspenders and beering yourself out and not pay any attention. You're probably too intoxicated to notice that "to beer" isn't an actual verb either.
- Novemberists: From 1 November to 31 November - Sneaky, cunning, mischievous and downright anti-social. I guess it, you're probably striving for an identity among so many something-something-berists, so you do all this out of spite. But you're a good person that manipulates others as a sign of love. Yeah, right, keep repeating that to yourself. Stop trying to call those before you "Ocuntuberists", by the way, we already got the joke.
- Decemberists: From 1 December to 31 December - Oi, stand still! Stop! I know you're the youngest of all but, grow up for once! Hey, come back here, no one thinks you're being independent, you're just being a nuisance jumping around lik-- oh, not the antique porcelain vase! I give up, no more months. If you don't like the month you're in go whine to the Chinese, they have a system based on the year you're born. And take that vase with you, I'm sure they'll love what you just did.
There you go, the definitive list! |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Lirical Astrology
[*]Octoberists: From 1 October to 31 October - you're probably drunk, so no matter what I write here, you're just going to go out tonight wearing green shorts and suspenders and beering yourself out. You're probably too intoxicated to notice that "to beer" isn't an actual verb either. |
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| ModernNosferatu |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
[/list]There you go, the definitive list! |
A recent Harris Poll found that 31 percent of Americans believe in astrology. They're wrong -- although not necessarily in the way their detractors might cite.
The ancient Babylonians based zodiac signs on the constellation the sun was "in" on the day a person was born. During the ensuing millenniums, the moon's gravitational pull has made the Earth "wobble" around its axis, creating about a one-month bump in the stars' alignment.
The result?
"When [astrologers] say that the sun is in Pisces, it's really not in Pisces," said Parke Kunkle, a board member of the Minnesota Planetarium Society.
Indeed, most horoscope readers who consider themselves Pisces are actually Aquarians. So instead of being sensitive, humane and idealistic, they actually are friendly, loyal and inventive.
Or not.
There is no physical connection between constellations and personality traits, said Kunkle, who teaches astronomy at Minneapolis Community and Technical College. "Sure, we can connect harvest to the stars," he said. "But personality? No."
Astronomers have pooh-poohed astrology from the get-go, but Kunkle hedged when asked if astrology can bring people to his science.
"Historically, people looked at the sky to understand the world around us," he said. "But today I don't think people who are into astrology look at the sky very much."
But they do look at horoscopes. And now they have an explanation for why a day might not have turned out exactly as predicted.
I can't argue with this man, well I could but it would be foolish because if you look for familiarity you will find it, for me this has been a bit of a life shift as I always felt your sign held some traits of who you are. Now, I can't say that with out doubt anymore.
For me though my main interest even above Astrology books has always been Tarot cards as I have found a way of diving for information on them. Almost like when you dream the future. A Tarot card can be used in the same way, a card has a meaning (no matter what deck used) but the perception/interpretation of the pictures of the cards takes it further than a Horoscope can do. But Tarot cards are directly influenced by the Zodiac signs, so I want to see how the Tarot card industry which is small but still a money turner....I want to see how they will emulate on this shift.
Now don't wack job me just yet, I am NOT reading Tarot cards all day but I have found at times when used with a clear mind you can get answerers from them. It's just a source of diving for information on an issue but I did fall in the 31% but I always thought I was a little more clever than the average Astrology believer has I don't live by then day to day or even year to year but just a basis for personality traits, now this has come to fruition on me. |
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