Originally posted on Bash
(evilada): Best suicide plan ever
(mcm310): what is it?
(evilada): you go up to the top of a roof
(evilada): string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
(evilada): tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
(evilada): then you put super glue on your hands
(evilada): and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
(evilada): then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
(evilada): when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
(evilada): And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
(mcm310): i dont think i can be your friend anymore
Zyklon_Jay
record a tengalia set without permission.
death by " on you"
gmilf
I definitely feel that bleeding out is the way to go and this is why I feel so strongly about it. First of all, you need to have the chance of being rescued, that way if you die it is because God wanted you dead. But, more importantly, there is a cold chill that you get when you loose too much blood that is quite pleasant. Then, you become quite light headed and dizzy almost as if you are stoned out of you mind. Then you simply pass out, its peaceful and nice.
I'd suggest going down the road and not across the tracks so that whoever does happen across your body doesn't assume you are just crying out for help. Also, if you lie in water it is less likely to coagulate. And please, plan ahead, buy a diaper so that you can look dignified resting in a pool of blood not blood, urine and . That's just trashy.
WittyHandle
quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
record a tengalia set without permission.
death by " on you"
Let it go Jay.... breathe in.... breathe out.... just let it gooooo.
...even if he was so tina'd out last time he played Stereo that the room felt like foliage suffereing the oppressive onset of winter.
WittyHandle
Back on track, I'd like to think there's a means of final exit with the certainty and immediacy of a .44 to the dome but with the ethereal "go towards the light" tunnel feeling that is probably only due to the cerebral cortex dying out that one has paradoxically shellacked the adjoining wall with in the aforementioned act.
