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Crappy roommates (pg. 4)
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| gmilf |
| haha, I knew someone that got caught with weed there and he had a trial date set a year from then and lost his job and couldn't leave until he was offically deported. So, he ended up being homeless on the streets of korea for a bit. Was he caught teaching private lessons on the side? |
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by djhaziel
Oh snap ... do I know one of them Jori ? :p |
Nope, the one you know is awesome. The other two, well...I've been tempted to tamper with their on multiple times. They're so paranoid anyway about people touching their things it would be hilarious to mess with their just to get a reaction. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| He could barely ing speak English and worked at a Hogwon that didn't give a flying and took cash. He made a fuss about the computer and my bud who had a full visa ratted him out and posted the tranny pictures on various websites.:p |
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| gmilf |
| quote: | Originally posted by djhaziel
Oh snap ... do I know one of them Jori ? :p |
Jenny's so nice! the two of them need to get another place, but I doubt they will want to give up the house they are in now. It could be a really nice place if they ever get all of the extra stuff the others brought out of there. They seem to be trying to make the place look like a cheap italian eatery. |
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| djhaziel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Banora
Nope, the one you know is awesome. T |
Yeah jenny is nice , I was thinking ...how could she ??? :p |
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| The17sss |
in roomates. I have a sordid history of them. Here's the semi Cliff's notes on them for my college years:
1) Freshman year. Got stuck in a dorm room with a douche named Seth Spradley. Virgin. Fat. Never got drunk. Never washed clothes... his underwear would stand up by themselves on the floor. Would sing Eels and Sheryl Crow songs while creepily staring at you. A group of us had enough and got him wasted for the first time one Friday night and left him alone. We came back at 3:00 a.m. and found him passed out in the shower with all his clothes on. Rolled his fat body up in towels, dragged him into bed, shaved off his eyebrows, and cut patches of hair off his head with scissors. A week later he asked to change rooms, leaving me with my own room the rest of the semester. After X-mas break, I come back and have an unexpected new roommate named Brad. We call him B-Love because he thinks he's black and can play basketball. Drives a Geo Tracker and always refers to it as his "jeep". He doesn't fit in, and always assumes he's just invited to go where the rest of us are going, so we spend the rest of the semester dodging him. After year 1, I transfer to another college and escape.
2) Sophomore year. I have no say as a transfer student which dorm/roommate I get stuck with the first semester. I end up living with the RA who is 20 years old and already has a 6 year old son. Only benefit is we have our own separate bathroom/shower and don't have to use the community one. He is a redneck piece of who goes through 2 cans of dip per day. I sleep on the top bunk and have to deal with him bringing fat bitches into his bed all the time. One day he explains to me that he just contracted genital warts. I make sure I wear flip flops in the shower at all times and Lysol the out of the toilet seat. After 1 semester of that bull, I moved in with my brother and finally got to relax for the next 3 semesters.
3) Senior year. A good friend and I move into an apartment off campus. Life is ing sweet. Parties all the time. Supposed friend stabs me in the back (long story) and we end up not talking the last 3 months of school after I wake him up at 4:00 am and beat the out of him. Friends no more.
4) Grad school. Move in with 2 old friends from the high school days. One friend plays 1st base for the Florida State baseball team which brings instant party cred and hoards of sluts over on a regular basis. The other friend asks my permission to start dating a girl who I fooled around and wanted to date me, but I put her in the friend zone. I tell him, "Dude, please... you'll be doing me a favor," not figuring it would get serious (they are married now with 2 kids... lol). So she's over all the time and it's awkward. She starts staying 5 nights a week and takes hour-long showers, uses all our toilet paper, and hogs the bathroom to where the other 2 of us can never get in there when we want, and never chips in for utility bills. We find a pair of her underwear with stains on my friend's floor. We ridicule said friend so much the rest of the year that it becomes painfully uncomfortable to live there, as he sides with this lady over his old friends.
2nd year of grad school, it's just me, my baseball friend, and his girlfriend. They end up going through turbulent times and he tells her he "needs a few weeks by himself". Bad idea. I come home from class one day and there's shattered glass all over the floor as she's smashing all their photos on the tile. He's saying, "Get out of here you ing psycho!" So what happens? My friend goes to stay at someone else's place for a month and strands me there with her. Every day she's a sappy mess asking me if I think he'll take her back and what he's doing/saying. I'm telling him, "Dude please move back in, I can't take this !" He starts banging some other girl and making me run interference for him and make up cover stories... brutal.
I won't even get into the post-school Orlando roommate stories. But one thing is for sure- the last 2 years before I got married, I lived alone and it was the greatest ing ever... especially after my previous roommate experiences.
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
The house I moved into after that, in Red Hill, I was the only straight guy out of the 4 guys living there. Came home late from Uni/drinking one night and there were about 10 naked guys (including the 3 I lived with) in the living room, all ing/blowing/etc. each other :wtf |
Sounds like your kind of place, you dirty old bugger. |
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| FuzzQi |
Not mine but really really crazy room mate story
The Jed Story
I've had some less than great places to live but I don't really consider them that bad in hindsight:
-Uni Dorm: chased someone away with a hammer because they kept knocking on my window. My room was the best in the whole complex though so I wasn't complaining.
-Once lived in a crappy house with like 5 other people. One guy had anger management to go to but he was actually pretty cool, there was a guy who smoked outside my room all the time, a guy who never paid his bills and stole food, and the hot water was unreliable. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| Has nou posted yet to complain about his aunt or parents? |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Has nou posted yet to complain about his aunt or parents? |
he better not... unless he wants his allowance cut off and X-box controllers snatched up. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| no one can be a tier roomate than me. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
no one can be a tier roomate than me. |
Give me a solid example of something you've done that will strike fear in the heart of any prospective roommate that might read this. |
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