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Crappy roommates (pg. 8)
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by gmilf
Thought of another bad roommate
Sophomore year one of my roommates had a bad reaction to some steroids he was on to build up for the football season. And, for about 3 months he was a complete douche. We borrowed a DVD from his room not thinking it was a big deal but it turned out that he had a lot of Gay porn in there too and since he wasn't "out" he got pissed and ran me straight through a wall and into the next wall that was concrete. I don't know how it didn't hurt more since I am a complete pansy when it comes to pain but I think I was just impressed that we had a borne identity style fight before I got free and ran away. We already signed the next years lease with him so we all just avoided him like the plague. But, after chilling out he was actually a really nice guy. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
you might as well wear diapers |
Look at you, trying to justify it. |
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| colonelcrisp |
I have a horrid roomate story that trumps all of these.... unfortunatley writing it down brings back too many bad memories....
plus it will be better if Nrg2Nfinit (Karim) tells it anyways..... |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| is that the one where they put the pillow over the chick's head and she accidentally gets ed by her brother? |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
close enough lol.
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
hey mark sorry my phone ran out of batteries.. anyways the story is that this guy had huge dildos that he would put in his anus.. and one time me and mark found the butter in the washroom and i asked mark.. "why is htere butter in the washroom?" and he was like "because my roomate likes to eat toast in the washroom"
so i was like o ok and we used the butter to make food |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
woah woah woah karim tell the story right
there was no sharing going on there, well maybe between him and his "girlfriend" who in my opinion looked like a man.....
but i did keep finding the margarine container on the shelf in the bathroom, but i drink beer in the shower, so some people may like to eat in the bath.... so i didnt think anything of it
that was until i was away at thanksgiving and my buddy was takin care of my chinchillas.... he came over the one day apparently and dave (the greasy bastard) was passed out on the couch in his boxers, so my buddy goes into the bathroom to fill up the water dish and the bathtub is full of murky water and there was a giant ass dildo stickin out of the water..... and the margarine container on the edge of the tub.....
this guy also had a pet dog that i didnt know existed, he kept it in his room and it was ting on the floor and he wasnt cleaning it up.... then he started using the bedroom window as a entrance to the house... and it went downhill from there |
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...ter#post6435749
ohh man.. that was some goooooooooooood beavertails lol |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
It was an experience I'll never forget :p
The house I moved into after that, in Red Hill, I was the only straight guy out of the 4 guys living there. Came home late from Uni/drinking one night and there were about 10 naked guys (including the 3 I lived with) in the living room, all ing/blowing/etc. each other :wtf:
"Uhhh, , sorry. I... Ummm, think I'll hang out in my room..."
And then there were the acid parties at the house I lived in when I was 17/18. Fffuuuuu. I've had some ing random flatmates :stongue: |
Talk about a sticky situation. |
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| bas |
Ah man I got a story...
Freshman year of college I got stuck in this dorm with a MASSIVE . I mean this guy was the in' worst. I'll be honest, I wasn't the best looking guy...I was overweight, a virgin, didn't have the best personal hygiene (I mean I was young, just left home, hadn't had any life experiences yet), I mean at this point I hadn't even had alcohol yet let alone drugs. I just wasn't into partying at the time. Anyway, one night my dormmate and his friends got me hammered for the first time, I mean stinking drunk, then just bailed and left me alone. Fast forward a few hours and they return to our dorm with me passed out in the shower, they rolled me up in towels, stuck me in my bed AND SHAVED MY ING EYEBROWS OFF and cute these huge chunks of hair off my head :wtf: I lasted about another week or so before asking to be transfered away from they psycho cunt stain.
I always wonder what happened to that guy. I bet he bought himself a Ukrainian mail order bride and has her locked up in the basement or something :stongue: |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Ah man I got a story...
Freshman year of college I got stuck in this dorm with a MASSIVE . I mean this guy was the in' worst. I'll be honest, I wasn't the best looking guy...I was overweight, a virgin, didn't have the best personal hygiene (I mean I was young, just left home, hadn't had any life experiences yet), I mean at this point I hadn't even had alcohol yet let alone drugs. I just wasn't into partying at the time. Anyway, one night my dormmate and his friends got me hammered for the first time, I mean stinking drunk, then just bailed and left me alone. Fast forward a few hours and they return to our dorm with me passed out in the shower, they rolled me up in towels, stuck me in my bed AND SHAVED MY ING EYEBROWS OFF and cute these huge chunks of hair off my head :wtf: I lasted about another week or so before asking to be transfered away from they psycho cunt stain.
I always wonder what happened to that guy. I bet he bought himself a Ukrainian mail order bride and has her locked up in the basement or something :stongue: |
Russian! And she beds down in a janitor closet, not a basement! :mad:
Edit: that guy lost his the following year after I transferred to another school. brought a gun to school and got expelled. thank god I wasn't there anymore... he seemed like the guy from that Adam Sandler movie that kept the list of people that wronged him from years past and would eventually come for. But whatever, I was 18/19 at the time... that was the old me, not the new and improved version we see today. :p |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
cute these huge chunks of hair off my head |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
Russian! And she beds down in a janitor closet, not a basement! :mad:
Edit: that guy lost his the following year after I transferred to another school. brought a gun to school and got expelled. thank god I wasn't there anymore... he seemed like the guy from that Adam Sandler movie that kept the list of people that wronged him from years past and would eventually come for. But whatever, I was 18/19 at the time... that was the old me, not the new and improved version we see today. :p |
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Thank god I apologized to THAT guy!
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| The17sss |
| hahaha! ah that's right! I forgot it was Buscemi! lol that gif is perfect. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Ah man I got a story...
Freshman year of college I got stuck in this dorm with a MASSIVE . I mean this guy was the in' worst. I'll be honest, I wasn't the best looking guy...I was overweight, a virgin, didn't have the best personal hygiene (I mean I was young, just left home, hadn't had any life experiences yet), I mean at this point I hadn't even had alcohol yet let alone drugs. I just wasn't into partying at the time. Anyway, one night my dormmate and his friends got me hammered for the first time, I mean stinking drunk, then just bailed and left me alone. Fast forward a few hours and they return to our dorm with me passed out in the shower, they rolled me up in towels, stuck me in my bed AND SHAVED MY ING EYEBROWS OFF and cute these huge chunks of hair off my head :wtf: I lasted about another week or so before asking to be transfered away from they psycho cunt stain.
I always wonder what happened to that guy. I bet he bought himself a Ukrainian mail order bride and has her locked up in the basement or something :stongue: |
Well done :haha: |
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