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Crappy roommates (pg. 6)
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by FuzzQi
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Yeah, I've definitely made some poor choices with flatmates in the past :stongue: |
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| Domesticated |
Seriously Sushi, these stories are as good as, if not better than the ones in Felafel. I'll ghost write your book, okay?
Man, I thought my house mates were a pain in the arse, but they are pretty lightweight compared to anything in this thread; it's not even worth me bringing up their annoying habits. |
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| EgosXII |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Oooh, that reminds me of my flatmate Chuck.
Chuck was one of the guys I lived with in the acid party house when I was 17/18. The only thing he ever had in his kitchen cupboard was rice. And it was the same bag of rice the entire time. All he ate was junk food and take-out. Somehow he remained as skinny as a twig, too (though I was to later find out that he had a pretty healthy amphetamine habit, which probably helped). He never drank, either. Said "it made him into a bad person".
Out of all of us, he was the only one with a car. We had a tin in the kitchen where everyone would put their rent, and on rent day someone would take it into the real estate agents. Due to having the car, this task mostly fell on Chuck. Up until the last 3 months of the lease, that is.
He lost his job, but didn't tell us. So, instead of taking the rent in, he just kept it. All of it. The funny part is that the real estate people never even called us to let us know that no rent hadn't been paid in 3 months, until like 2 weeks before we moved out. We confronted Chuck, and he still denied it, blaming it on a computer error in the real estate agency. We ing knew, though :stongue:
We pretty much bailed on the house and the rent, and lost the bond on the place. I felt bad at the time because the lease was in the name of an ex-flatmate who was overseas at the time of all this, and he came back home to find his name blacklisted for rentals in Brisbane. He turned out to be a total though, so I'm LOLing now. At a later stage when I was living with him, he once threatened me with a knife over a disagreement about Grand Theft Auto (the game). ing loser :wtf:
Chuck is now dead, incedentally. He had a cardiac arrhythmia, apparently, and died of a heart attack while smoking a bong. |
Seriously, write that ing book. I would buy 100,000 copies, and give them to everyone I know for christmas and other public holidays...
It wouldn't need to be sequential, or particularly continuous- that story, fleshed out could be a ing chapter haha--
You got plenty of time too, not like you own a business or anything! :gsmile:
edit: Also, I'm looking for a few minutes of spoken word stuff atm for prog techno tune, record a crazy story like that and send it to me, and will give you percentage of sales (of which there will be none ho-ho-ho!) :)
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| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Sounds like your kind of place, you dirty man buggerer. |
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| EgosXII |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Seriously Sushi, these stories are as good as, if not better than the ones in Felafel. I'll ghost write your book, okay?
Man, I thought my house mates were a pain in the arse, but they are pretty lightweight compared to anything in this thread; it's not even worth me bringing up their annoying habits. |
you bastard :whip: :whip: |
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| Sushipunk |
Lol, I've shared quite a few of these stories around here. My 19th birthday was pretty non-awesome for one of my flatmates. Acid party :gsmile:
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Thankfully, I've never had a bad trip before.
My friend had a pretty swell time though. At some point about 3 hours into the trip, she completely 'forgot' (???) that she was human, and didn't know that other people around were human either. She lost all language skills (both the ability to communicate and the ability understand that others were trying to communicate with her), and for a while lost nearly all motor skills as well. She couldn't walk, or move, or anything. This lasted for 9+ hours, when she broke the silence with "Who are you guys?". It took her another 2 hours to remember who we were, and what was going on.
She never took acid again after that, lol.
I double dosed the same acid that night too :wtf: I guess it effects different people in completely different ways. |
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| Banora |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
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Haha. My roomie took some stuff while we were down in Miami and forgot she was human. She said her feet and hands turned into lizard feet and hands, and she went to the bathroom where it was dark and damp to 'live like the other lizards'.
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| Renzo |
| Whoa, Nicole is weird. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| crappy roomate = mexican toilet bowl sonic jalapeno burger experience. |
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| tubularbills |
| my one roommate here is a total douche. he and his wife talk on skype but he doens't use headphones. i got to hear his wife bitch and moan about EVERYTHING. |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| after 21 days of wearing the same t-shirt, i had to ask my roommate what was going on. he also had a living patch of green mold, pulsating, vibrating and growing on his toothbrush |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| kinda like you with us? |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| don't diss my pulsating style of posting |
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