well the problem is dude, they're not part of this place i'm renting, they're renting a place directly next to it. i would have done that ages ago.
Domesticated
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Originally posted by knowhope
. Either way you should face them or just produce your own disgusting sound of yours.
Actually, that's the best idea yet. On the nights when they're quiet, put your speakers on the windowsill and channel porn/other orgasmic noises through them and see how they like it.
jupiterone
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Originally posted by Domesticated
Actually, that's the best idea yet. On the nights when they're quiet, put your speakers on the windowsill and channel porn/other orgasmic noises through them and see how they like it.
now this is a fantastic idea. possibly prepare a mix of that loudest orgasm + father crying on intervention mixed with awful female anal sex screams. i dig this idea, a whole bunch.
Lilith
I used to have asian students living next to my old house that would go at it like... well, several billion chinese before them and sounded like a beached whale.
What you need to develop is an appreciation for hardcore techno. Not the fairy stuff or gabba where people have cute little melodies and jingles at 160bpm... no you need to find the really awful stuff that is written by lonely meth addicted white boys and has the natural contraceptive properties of Nou's face.
Eg:
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knowhope
Bring a man to your house.
Nothing can turn you more off than 2 guys moaning. Unless you're into that thing...
Sushipunk
You do realise though, J1, that all you have to do is record them shagging/arguing, and then play that back to them?
Preferably while they have visitors :o
KilldaDJ
flick joint ends into their window and call the cops
shaw
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Originally posted by jupiterone
so, a few month i took upon the responsibility of pointing my speakers directly at their bedroom window to blast the benny hill theme while they were in the midst of epic sex
:stongue: :stongue:
So far, playing back their sounds is definitely the best other idea, but I think Benny Hill really beats them all.
shaw
You could also put your tv in the window with the Windowlicker video playing once they turn to yell at you.
Chris Crossland
I'll do it. Send PM with details and I'll give you my rate.
Zyklon_Jay
When you rent, you have to put up with noises. Sex is an acceptable noise. It is enjoyable you know.:p
Anyone that would knock on my door and tell me, "Hey man can you guys stop having sex, its bothering me.", would probably get laughed at right before I closed the door in their face. I would then probably go have louder sex where we would scream " me like i never had sex before...just like the neighbour." at the top of our lungs. I would likely take a few viagra to get the point across.
If someone asked me to turn the music, this i would have no problem with. Then again. i don't rent so I don't have these problems:p
