Originally posted by jupiterone
....i took upon the responsibility of pointing my speakers directly at their bedroom window to blast the benny hill theme while they were in the midst of epic sex.
Brilliant :stongue:
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Vivid Boy
I say you, you yell things at their window like "FLIP HER ON HER BACK!!! YA LIKE THAT!!! THATS HOTT!!!! GO FOR THE GOLD!!!! PULL HER HAIR!!!"
and when they come to the window to check whos commentating on their sexcapades make it look like youre sitting by your window jerking off and then give them the rapist smile and head nod. That'll get them to close the window and the drapes.
ChemEnhanced
for $100,000.00 I can hook you up...just don't ask any questions.
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Originally posted by Lilith
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LAdazeNYnights
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Originally posted by Vivid Boy
I say you, you yell things at their window like "FLIP HER ON HER BACK!!! YA LIKE THAT!!! THATS HOTT!!!! GO FOR THE GOLD!!!! PULL HER HAIR!!!"
and when they come to the window to check whos commentating on their sexcapades make it look like youre sitting by your window jerking off and then give them the rapist smile and head nod. That'll get them to close the window and the drapes.
oh man you beat me to it. i think that's the perfect solution...just stand in your window wearing nothing but some boxers slowly stroking yourself. get really into it. maybe even blast out the window while they're watching.
Imagin
You could hop on a mic and broadcast the sex back to them a la Howard Cosell.
Or get any recording you can get a hold of Ben Stein talking about something. Tends to be a monotone mood killer lol.
Albeit nothing can beat blasting the Benny Hill lol.
