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looking to hire a private assassin (pg. 3)
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
Anyone that would knock on my door and tell me, "Hey man can you guys stop having sex, its bothering me.", would probably get laughed at right before I closed the door in their face. |
This is where I come in. Right when they go to shut the door in my face I barge in and hold them at gun point. We would proceed to their bedroom where J1 will be standing by in his own bedroom waiting for their apology. Once that's done I'll tie them up to prepare the room, then slaughter them with extreme vengeance, then dispose of the bodies via chemical. |
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| shaw |
| Not sure if serious... |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Crossland
This is where I come in. Right when they go to shut the door in my face I barge in and hold them at gun point. We would proceed to their bedroom where J1 will be standing by in his own bedroom waiting for their apology. Once that's done I'll tie them up to prepare the room, then slaughter them with extreme vengeance, then dispose of the bodies via chemical. |
having lots of sex too i see. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
:stongue:
BUG-OUT BAG |
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| Blake |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
You do realise though, J1, that all you have to do is record them shagging/arguing, and then play that back to them? |
^ best idea yet.
also, whenever they're going at it, call the cops and anonymously report them for domestic violence. |
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| iclone |
| jay, don't you have a one-eyed sphynx you contract-out for this sort of thing? |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| he died on a mission...only two eyed ones now. apparently depth perception is important in knife fights.:( |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| His one-eyed sphynxter works for free. |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by Blake
also, whenever they're going at it, call the cops and anonymously report them for domestic violence. |
Nice. :stongue: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
His one-eyed sphynxter works for free. |
SO I HEARD |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
A VATICAN NINJA ASSASSIN.
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
His one-eyed sphynxter works for free. |
no. i at least need double digits.
at the same time. |
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