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| Domesticated |
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
'Cus he saw the gas bill. |
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| aquila |
Paddy was walking home from the pub one night and encounters another man hiding in the bushes rubbing up a plank of wood while yawning. He asks him, "What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "Well, I was feeling a little board." |
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| PivotTechno |
What's brown and sits on the piano bench?
Beethoven's last movement.
and the slightly more obscure...
What's white and sits on the piano bench?
Burton's Cummings |
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| Moral Hazard |
how do you hide pot from a hippy....
put it under the soap |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
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| zakquiney |
Two peanuts were walking down the road, and one was assaulted
peanut. |
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| jonSun |
What do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
a woman |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
two whales walk into a bar. the first whale goes "WOOOOOREEEOEOOOO!!!". the second turns to him and says, "shut the up, Frank, you're drunk". |
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I got another one similar to this:
Two whales were swimming in the ocean, one turns to other and says "wooooooooooooeEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEAAA AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeooo WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARRRRRRRRRREEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEORRRR weeeee weeee wee OOOOOOOOOOOR WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEA". The other one turns and says, "what?" |
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| PivotTechno |
| I used to be a werewolf, but I'm feeling better NOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ATE 9 LOL |
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