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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents."
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| jupiterone |
| two whales walk into a bar. the first whale goes "WOOOOOREEEOEOOOO!!!". the second turns to him and says, "shut the up, Frank, you're drunk". |
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| Sushipunk |
Why did the little girl fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. |
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| jupiterone |
| why did the little strawberry cross the road? because its mother was in a jam |
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| Alex |
| 2 gay guys started arguing in a bar, they then went outside and traded blows. |
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| Spam |
How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That's not funny. |
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| Alex |
Two atoms were drinking at a bar
Atom 1 said frantically "oh my, I think I lost an electron!"
Atom 2 replied "are you sure?"
Atom 1: I'm positive |
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| LAdazeNYnights |
How do you make a dead baby float?
One scoop ice cream
One scoop dead baby |
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| psymon.d |
(more effective with hand gestures)
what kind of file makes something this big ('o') into something this big ('O')?
a pedophile |
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| jupiterone |
| what did lincoln say after his 5 day drinking binge? I FREED WHOM!? |
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| Alex |
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels. |
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| jupiterone |
i'll make my own up to counter that
what's black and has rights?
you know who i'm talking about. i lied about the rights. |
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