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| nekholm |
| A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walked into a bar. And that's just the first guy. |
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| edubbz |
this joke is better told in person bc you would have the person ur telling the joke to answer a series of questions but goes like this...
are you familiar with the cartoon The Jetson's?? who doesn't know them, "yeaa"
cool, so whats the sons name? "elroy"
how about the daughters name? "Judy"
riight, what about the robot? "Rooosie"
yupp...what about the black person? usually they will become all confused all of a sudden and respond, "uhh there is no black guy."
i KNOW, isnt the future great!! |
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| Salegon |
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby with a clown's nose :clown: |
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| Spam |
| quote: | Originally posted by netroM
I found it much funnier when a friend told it the way I posted it. |
Ya, I would laugh at that guy too for ing up such an easy joke. |
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| VDub |
What do women and airplanes have in common?
They both have cockpits... |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
What do planes and mexicans have in common?
they smell like farts and are always high. |
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| Ania_xox |
How do you know that it's bed time at Michael Jackson's ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand. |
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| Spam |
So there's a 3-story appartment building in Texas see...
And on the first floor of the building, only Mexicans live in the appartments.
On the second floor, only black people live there.
White people own all the appartments on the 3rd floor.
But one day, the building collapses, and everyone dies... Except for those who live on the top floor... Why?
They were at work. |
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| igottaknow |
I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us and she immediately
dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay there making love, I thought
"These taser guns are well worth the money" |
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| Trance-MB |
What's the difference between a microwave and a Blackberry?
A microwave does ping :) |
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| Spam |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Why did the little girl fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. |
Excellent.
:stongue: |
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| Kaidreas |
2 monkeys are sitting in a bathtub
1 to the other: hoehoehaha
the second replied: "then, put in some cold water"
A lone cowboy is riding his horse in the desert. After a while an indian makes him stop and says: "humatiki or dead?"... the cowboy doesn't know what humatiki is and doesn't want to be killed so takes the first choice. The indian roughly takes him from behind!... the cowboy gets back on his horse and rides further into the desert. A second Indian makes him stop and says: "humatiki or dead?"... the cowboy surely doesn't want to die so again... humatiki... and the indian (even worse then before) roughly takes him from behind... with alot of pain in his ass, the cowboy gets back on his horse and into the desert again. A Third Indian makes him stop and says: "humatiki or dead?" ...the cowboy has enough of the rough anal sex and replies... ok kill me. the indian says.... but first humatiki! |
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