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Parenting and Santa Claus (pg. 2)
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Halcyon+On+On
Who gives a about Santa Clause? We have much larger issues to deal with:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
ps Grimace doesn't exist either


I mean what in the ?
Dykes_on_Jay
grimace is a metaphor for black women's clits. big and purple.
Silky Johnson
If you take away like Santa from children, then what's the point of being a child and experiencing "growing up"? Honestly, what a stupid ing question and idea. Jesus.
srussell0018
PRO. LIKE. WHOA.
Silky Johnson
OMG MY KIDS ARE SO MUCH SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE, THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN CHILDISH BULL.
Halcyon+On+On
I think that I would like to kindle the mythology of Santa for our children. I can do so slyly, without outright lying to them. It'll be like Sunday school.

However, I am quite adamant that if I suspend their disbelief in Santa, I must likewise teach them about Krampus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus



Naughty kids don't get coal, they get abducted. Hey, maybe I'll tell them Krampus sometimes appears as a mid-40s bald guy on the internet.
Dykes_on_Jay
i still get presents marked santa claus...just not this year, because 3rd world countries don't have christmas, just hunger.
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On


Naughty kids don't get coal, they get abducted. Hey, maybe I'll tell them Krampus sometimes appears as a mid-40s bald guy on the internet.




Oh yeah! You mean old Peter Krampus, right?
srussell0018
I still get "From: Santa" on presents from my one Grandmother. It's nice.
Halcyon+On+On
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Originally posted by Miss Pie
Oh yeah! You mean old Peter Krampus, right?


Yes! :stongue:


Halcyon+On+On
This idea reminds me of the Tales From the Darkside episode with The Grither.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCaoN2Bt1YU
Silky Johnson
Ahahahahaha omg. You made that up! :mad:
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