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Parenting and Santa Claus (pg. 4)
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| Vivid Boy |
| I dont think my parents ever broke it to me. I still act like it was magic when i got my socks and undies " HOW DID HE KNOWWWW!" or if he gets me a stick of deodorant and cologne. I'll be like "Santa must have smelled me in the mall this year" |
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| Silky Johnson |
:stongue:
Love it. Even as adults we all play it up. It's fun!
God, I bet Christmas is a real blast at Pro's house. Lol. |
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| srussell0018 |
| Hello children. These are the gifts that I have purchased for you. Sorry about your childhood. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| her father trying to squeeze down a chimney in a plumber's outfit |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| "Santa is a MAN, and he's watching you all the time! Don't stand for it! Christmas merely furthers the institutionalized enabling of misogyny and the male gaze! YES WE CAN!" |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
her father trying to squeeze down a chimney in a plumber's outfit |
Oh my god, why is this so funny. :stongue: :stongue:
I keep thinking it's some random Mario reference, but it makes less sense the more I try. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| haha it really does make no sense. I was trying to imply her father was a plumber but i thought it was funnier just being completely random |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
i was recently having a discussion about not wanting to raise my kids believing in santa claus. i would tell them the truth but ask them not to tell their friends about santa not being real.
i was asked why that would matter, and why i would condone other parents lying to their children.
my take is that if someone wants their kids to be raised with santa claus as a part of their christmas tradition, it's not fair for me to ruin that for them.
i know at least some of you have kids, so i would be interested to know: santa claus or no santa claus? why or why not? |
you smug ing ****.
eat my . what kind of horrible bitch would do that?
Oh I know all your friends are excited about santa clause but guess what?
THERE IS NO MAGIC. THERE IS ONLY DISAPPOINTMENT IN THIS WORLD AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
i hope your vagina dries up before you get a chance.
YOU BIG ING SLUT. NOBODY TAKES AWAY SANTA FROM ANY CHILD. Unless they're brown. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
lol @ jay's posts in this thread. gold.
funnily enough my pares had a copy of everywoman on the bookshelf, and being a total nerd as a child (i know, shock horror right?) i would read it. because i figured it was naughty, you know?
so i actually knew about penises and vaginas before i worked santa out. though some of the drawings in the book were rather ambiguous for a young child, so it's probably more correct to say i figured our penises and arseholes before the santa myth imploded.
its no wonder i started masturbating when i was like 6. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| and to be honest, i've always thought it would be funny to tell other people's kids about santa. im sure i must've said it to kids when i worked in retail. the little cunts. |
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