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so i'm suppose to beat off for the rest of my life? (pg. 10)
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
I like how Nou thinks that because he merely says something, it makes it true. |
I like how you can not imagine a simple scenario where lube + mouth would come into contact. :stongue: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I can, which is why I know you're making up, or at the very least can't make a girl wet without a lot of lube. ;) |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
How the am I retreating from anything? If anything I've been doubling down on what I was saying!? :wtf: |
That would be begging the question in your favour. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I think Nou misunderstands us calling out his lies as a challenge to prove them, lol. Nobody wants proof because nobody believes you to begin with. That's all there is to it. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
I can, which is why I know you're making up, or at the very least can't make a girl wet without a lot of lube. ;) |
Also seriously, some girls do need lube even if they are fully aroused. I don't know why that is even an insult, especially coming from a girl who should know better. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| This thread exceeds my expectations. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
I think Nou misunderstands us calling out his lies as a challenge to prove them, lol. Nobody wants proof because nobody believes you to begin with. That's all there is to it. |
No, it is more the fact that you said it is impossible, and I told you how it is possible, and then you got offended or something in your crazy head and decided that instead of admitting that there could be a situation (aghast, even one where I might have first hand experience [ off with the pun lol]) where that does happen you just doubled down on rhetoric about my credibility instead of addressing the issue.
Whatever, you don't do that in the bedroom, it didn't cross your mind, it isn't an insult towards you or your sexuality, but you are quickly making it one. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Yeah, ok Nou. ;) |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| My only conclusion from this thread is thank you aren't a nurse for an OBGYN. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
I think Nou misunderstands us calling out his lies as a challenge to prove them, lol. Nobody wants proof because nobody believes you to begin with. That's all there is to it. |
It's always the same pattern with Nou:
1. Nou puts out a sliver of information about his life written in such a way as to imply that something far better has happened to him than is true. This is Nou boasting about something that hasn't actually happened.
2. Nou gets called out on his boast by anyone over the age of 14 who can instantly see where the truth stops.
3. Nou continues to stretch the truth with as much ambiguity as possible until eventually he realises the situation is hopeless.
3. Nou then comes up with some extremely elaborate and self-contradictory retconn to explain how he was never boasting or implying anything in the first place, a story he will then stick with to the bitter end.
4. Nou repeatedly calls everyone a dumbass. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
It's always the same pattern with Nou:
1. Nou puts out a sliver of information about his life written in such a way as to imply that something far better has happened to him than is true. This is Nou boasting about something that hasn't actually happened.
2. Nou gets called out on his boast by anyone over the age of 14 who can instantly see where the truth stops.
3. Nou continues to stretch the truth with as much ambiguity as possible until eventually he realises the situation is hopeless.
3. Nou then comes up with some extremely elaborate and self-contradictory retconn to explain how he was never boasting or implying anything in the first place, a story he will then stick with to the bitter end.
4. Nou repeatedly calls everyone a dumbass. |
Or maybe I don't consider talking about my sex life boasting.
I was talking to someone else in relation to this thread and I find (and you guys should probably find) that the lack of any significant emotional relationship with someone on my part is far more depressing than the perceived or real lack of sexual experience I might have. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Poor old predictable Nou. |
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