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so i'm suppose to beat off for the rest of my life? (pg. 16)
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
Ass lickage occurs spread out over the whole act. Just like carpet munching. Having a prearranged order to things is so vanilla.
I'm feeling Randy, my balls are the size of grapefruits, I'm going to go my wife's shoes.
Parenthood has turned my penis into a pariah.
I get you nou. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
Oh god and I thought sounding like Anotherway83 was bad...
Seriously though, asking a guy how they haven't tasted lube is like asking a guy if you haven't tasted their own cum. It is going to happen, and there are a lot of ways about it if you think hard enough (or you know have a warped idea about what constitutes normal sex from watching too much porn in your formative years, but luckily/unluckily that is becoming the new norm).
But yea, I was the kid that played doctor and got really into it when I was younger, so I duh know.  |
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| Innocence Lost |
| Beating off sucks. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Oh god and I thought sounding like Anotherway83 was bad...
Seriously though, asking a guy how they haven't tasted lube is like asking a guy if you haven't tasted their own cum. It is going to happen, and there are a lot of ways about it if you think hard enough (or you know have a warped idea about what constitutes normal sex from watching too much porn in your formative years, but luckily/unluckily that is becoming the new norm).
But yea, I was the kid that played doctor and got really into it when I was younger, so I duh know. |
"Oh, you guys want to shoot me but are out of ammo? Here, I've got some." |
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| LoveHate |
:wtf: at how long this thread went , I had a moment of weakness but snapped out of it.
Leave josh alone , damn. :haha: |
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| Jon_Snow |
| Did you see his profile pics? He looks like a douchey, ginger, papa smurf |
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| Dj Pluviose |
woah. just ran into this thread. what a funny thread lol.
for me it is the opposite. my gf is usually the one who wants to have sex numerous times throughout the day. I mean we literally have sex almost every day... oral, intercourse, teasing, etc.... it kinda gets boring after a while and you just move on with your everyday life.
but when I was single for basically 21 years of my life... I was really sexually frustrated as well. I remember thinking to myself "this sucks, I wanna cum in a bitch's **** or mouth, not beat off in here...."
really once anyone gets a gf and has lots of sex, the sex drive tends to keep cool after |
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| OrangestO |
| Your post sucks. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj Pluviose
really once anyone gets a gf and has lots of sex, the sex drive tends to keep cool after |
Since when do you need a gf to ? If you are pulling different tail, it never gets old.
Your post sucks. |
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| Lews |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj Pluviose
woah. just ran into this thread. what a funny thread lol.
for me it is the opposite. my gf is usually the one who wants to have sex numerous times throughout the day. I mean we literally have sex almost every day... oral, intercourse, teasing, etc.... it kinda gets boring after a while and you just move on with your everyday life.
but when I was single for basically 21 years of my life... I was really sexually frustrated as well. I remember thinking to myself "this sucks, I wanna cum in a bitch's **** or mouth, not beat off in here...."
really once anyone gets a gf and has lots of sex, the sex drive tends to keep cool after |
Just gonna quote this one for the record books. |
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| Zoso |
| Have we determined yet whether or not the OP is in fact doomed to beating off for all eternity? I got lost. Pie totally got me sidetracked with all that "Astroglide, all over your genitals" talk. |
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