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so i'm suppose to beat off for the rest of my life? (pg. 5)
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| Jon_Snow |
| Is lovehate gay? |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
I make no qualms or attempt to hide my masturbation from my wife.
I will literally pop a vig, smoke a bowl, announce to the wife and nanny that they are not to bother me for 3 hours for my "da fei ji" time (Mandarin for jerking off, literally translates to "shoot the plane".)
The first time the nanny heard this she was like wtf? I had to explain that men have desires, and if they are not met, i will be knee deep in chickens (Chinese euphemism for hookers) and not be able to pay her.
She avoided me for 2 days, now she chuckles when i lock the door. I like to jokingly chase her around with my cum caked hands while screaming, "Ebola! Ebola!".
Jerking off has never been so fun. Once the kitty mill closes, I find myself eye-ing everything. Need to release the beast. |
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| Silky Johnson |
Most of the fun of sex, foreplay, making out, being horny or pervy, etc., is not the actual sex but the emotional and psychological intimacy of it, hence why something like jerking off in front of your partner and vice versa is actually pretty hot, and can really strengthen your bond (if you're not stunted in some way).
I think people put too much weight on intercourse. I mean yes it's clearly important, but there's lots of other ways to be sexually intimate that don't involve penetration. It isn't just about reaching climax, imo.
I can't believe so many people still think masturbation is such a big ing deal, moreover that it can't be as satisfying as sex. I don't really think it should be a case of 'one or the other', it should be both. |
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| CuteTranceBoy |
| All I know is that...... women shouldn't touch themselves or have any kind of naughty sexual thoughts, unless they are in heat and want to bare children, but only for that sole purpose. Other then that, poking yo'self is bad for yo' health, ladies! Hmmph! :mad: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Somebody ban this idiot already, jesus. |
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| CuteTranceBoy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Somebody ban this idiot already, jesus. |
Wanna fight me? :whip: :crazy: |
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| Lews |
| Why can't you people just ignore him? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| True. True. |
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| DJ Sarah H |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Somebody ban this idiot already, jesus. |
I am sure He will be back with another alt in no time at all but what the hell
Suspending this alt of his for his sexist and homophobic posts |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Victory! In your face, Lews! :p |
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