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Technaut's true identity revealed! (pg. 3)
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| tranceDJ |
| LOL, this is too much...stop before I die laughing.:D:D:D:D:D |
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| Philby |
geez you bloody ukta's!
eww |
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| Linx_da_cat |
| bahaha, you guys are ing funny. lol. |
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| Az |
possibly the funniest thread ever....definately one for the classic threads page :)
I killed my brother on christmas day |
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| Technaut |
Hello Az,
Did you really kill your brother on Christmas Day? If answer is YES then I would like some more details please.
Was the rest of the family watching you while you committed this crime? I have dreams of doing naughty things infront of my family members...maybe some sister sex.
This morning I masturbated for an hour, over a 92 lady that I killed last night. I had angry sex with her. She said she loved me before she died.
Az, do YOU have any family members that I could meet for a meal and sexy times? I promise that I will return the body in 2 pieces, not too mutilated and only a slight smell.
Please right back
blind rampage in public place
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| jploveparade |
Ok if everyone is talking now, I decided to be open and tell my story.
At age 6 my niece came over from South Africa and stay in our house for a few weeks. She was 13 and just discovered it felt nice to insert objects into her hidden areas.
The day before Christmas I was washing myself in the bathroom. I was playing with my rubber ducky, which I named Paulus. My parents wanted to go to Ikea to buy a new lamp. They asked my niece to go with them, but she couldn't cause she just had her first period.
After my parents drove away, Tiesta (that was her name) came into the bathroom to get a new tampon. She saw me and my hairless penis, but it didn't bother her. She pulled out the bloody tampon and came to me. She forced me to suck the blood from the tampon, because otherwise she would cut my ducky into pieces.
So I had to do it. At first it was awful. I had to throw up. And again a few seconds later, but this time she French kissed me so she could swallow the puke. At that moment she got horny as hell and started sucking my tiny penis. I couldn't resist it, it started feeling good.
10 years later I saw her again, when she studied in Rotterdam. She had done an operation and was now half male. I fell in love with her, and we had the finest anal sex possible. After 3 weeks she told me she wasn't my niece, but my sister who was adopted cause my mom couldn't take care of her.
Since then we have sex 3 times a week. She's got a penis, and the doctors changed her anus into a . Sometimes she puts her penis inside it, and let me watch. I collect the cum, and after 3 months she drinks all of it.
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
Ok if everyone is talking now, I decided to be open and tell my story.
At age 6 my niece came over from South Africa and stay in our house for a few weeks. She was 13 and just discovered it felt nice to insert objects into her hidden areas.
The day before Christmas I was washing myself in the bathroom. I was playing with my rubber ducky, which I named Paulus. My parents wanted to go to Ikea to buy a new lamp. They asked my niece to go with them, but she couldn't cause she just had her first period.
After my parents drove away, Tiesta (that was her name) came into the bathroom to get a new tampon. She saw me and my hairless penis, but it didn't bother her. She pulled out the bloody tampon and came to me. She forced me to suck the blood from the tampon, because otherwise she would cut my ducky into pieces.
So I had to do it. At first it was awful. I had to throw up. And again a few seconds later, but this time she French kissed me so she could swallow the puke. At that moment she got horny as hell and started sucking my tiny penis. I couldn't resist it, it started feeling good.
10 years later I saw her again, when she studied in Rotterdam. She had done an operation and was now half male. I fell in love with her, and we had the finest anal sex possible. After 3 weeks she told me she wasn't my niece, but my sister who was adopted cause my mom couldn't take care of her.
Since then we have sex 3 times a week. She's got a penis, and the doctors changed her anus into a . Sometimes she puts her penis inside it, and let me watch. I collect the cum, and after 3 months she drinks all of it.
JP |
ROFL...ROFL...so funny dude but um...you need help:stongue: |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
Ok if everyone is talking now, I decided to be open and tell my story. |
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So, before DJ'ing Paulus van Duck was a rubber duck then? :stongue: |
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| jploveparade |
Yes, a little blue colored ducky in a red communist country.
With wings, cause he didn't have to buy anymore when he turned into an angel.
In 1999 he became God, creator of heavenly quack. |
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| chris_norris |
| I just stumbled across this thread and it made me laugh out loud for about 15 minutes. |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Technaut
A women aged 92 lives across from me and she is alone from 5pm onwards each day. I have been having rude thoughts of forcefull sex with her and her cat. Tonight is the night I think, i have waited long enough for this moment.
Would u like the body after I am done?
Please write back.
kill your family pet and eat it
Technaughty |
seeing as she is elderly she will be slow, one day when she goes to collect her pension, hide in her house, when she comes back break her legs with a piece of wood. they will break easy coz she is old and her crinkly holes are there for the taken, when you or done, set fire to her and escape, you will have gotten away with murder and rape, well done! the police will think she burnt herself. when you are at home you can masturbate over this rudeness and secret death sex you have committed! try enjoying this by kidnapping a feamle student (people wont notice students are easy to kidnap! but KEEP HERT ALIVE for many sexy times, if she bleed do not worry! piss in the cut and it will be ok. hope you have had good advice.
kill a swan. |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az
possibly the funniest thread ever....definately one for the classic threads page :)
I killed my brother on christmas day |
have you tried taking photos of your genitals and posting them to your parents? and feeling the thrill of rudeness because they wont know its you!
piss kiss old men. |
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