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Technaut's true identity revealed! (pg. 7)
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| jploveparade |
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| Technaut |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
This thread needs a bumb :D |
u r the biggest forum slut of all time old man loveparade |
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| jploveparade |
One day, after I killed Natasha and brought her husband under my control I'll force him to make a track called 'Stuart likes granny'.
All the old female PvD addicts will start hunting you for the rest of your life. You won't be free until you did them all. False teeth, grey hair, smelly feet, rimple-. 1 million of them worldwide :disbelief |
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| dj_mdma |
| LOL Technaut is indeeed veryyyy technaughty! :stongue: |
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| Technaut |
Hello dj-mdma,
I once spiked a 79 year old women's drink with mdma. After it took effect I made her dance nude for me before I killed her, as always she told me she loved me before she died.
Once i had finished masturbating over her dead body I lay in wait for her sexy 86 year old husband to come home from the bowling club. When he entered the front door and shouted "SEX ME SEX ME" and then smacked a baseball bat off his dial.
I felt so rude for doing that, as usual I liked it.
For the first time I left the bodies in the house without disposal, I am getting messy and fear one day I wil be caught.
Az said he killed his brother on Christmas Day, Christmas day is soon coming up again and al the family are coming round to my Mums house. They have no idea what is in store for them
Today i killed a Swan,
Technaughty |
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| Technaut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Raptor
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Hello RAPTOR
Sexy times do u seek?
We have been quiet and in hding but rest assued we stil like death sex.
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| PeacefulWarrior |
| naughty indeed |
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| jploveparade |
Dear Technaut,
It has been 3 weeks since you last seen your cat. I might admit it; your cat is dead. It was a hairy fellow, with nice brown eyes and long tail. Too bad it couldn't stand being microwaved. The screaming and crying went on for about 30 seconds, before she exploded.
Was your cat a member of the IRA? Probably. The way your pet smashed into pieces was last seen in central London many years ago when a car bomb blew away some government building.
I guess you won't mind, being a Scotsman. Fluffy tasted fine, almost just as fine as the catfood I stole from your house.
How is your mother? Is she still swimming around Loch Ness? I loved the pic you send of her. Do you have it in color too? If so, please send me one.
In your last phonecall, you asked me to collect my semen. I've got some few bottles filled now. It's all nice and salty, just the way you like it. Since your operation, you can't masturbate anymore. I'm glad to help you out so you can still swallow some loads every day.
Transaut, your older sister, is finally having the baby? Good thing you made her pregnant just before you lost your testicles. Selling babies is still a good way to make cash. You could use the money to get your penis pierced again.
Hope you will answer this letter as soon as possible!
With regards,
JP
Ps: the heroin you asked for is included in the envelope! |
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| Technaut |
Hello Old Man Loveparade
I think you have the wrong cat! I eat my cat for dinner almost 3 months ago now. I ringed it's neck and watched all life drown out it untll I broke its neck just to make sure. Then I slowly cooked it in some of my sisters inside juice. Of course, as usual, I masturbated for an hour before I cooked it. Again rude I felt, slightly sexual too.
My mother is fine, her and I had family sex earlier today, afterwards I punched her in the face and made her say she loves me.
My Dad likes it when I slap his buttocks.
This semen you have collected, how do you know it tastes salty? I have contacts in Iran, Mexico and Brasil who can sell bottled cum. So, of course, send your love juice to me and I will pass it on. Maybe I will drink some of it too, either that or put it in peoples tea when they come round our house.
My older sister had her baby, when it was two days old we eat it with some of the leftover insides from the cat. This made me feel so sexual, we are trying again for another baby soon.
Today I took photos of my penis and left them on my boss's desk.
I like old women to sex me!
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| jploveparade |
Dear Technaughty,
Do you like the taste of a woman having her period? If so, I will send you a box full of used tampons I secretly removed from women's toilets across the country.
The smell of your anus is wonderful! Thanks for the cooked poo you send me. I ate most of it, but would like some more liquid stuff.
Can we meet this month? Please don't wash, as you sweat turns me on!
I will have to keep it short, cause my dog just started licking my penis.
Hope I will see you soon,
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| Technaut |
Hello old man,
Sometimes I light my sister's tampon string and let her burn, this makes me feel sexual and rude. Afterwards I eat the singed pubes from her minge.
That was indeed dog poo I sent you, I like to eat dog poo for my lunch - with a nice bottle of sister juice to wash it down.
I have a cunning plan, tommorrow I am going to steal box of sweets from the local Spar and also a Santa costume. Then i am going to go into town to lure some small children home with me so I can kill them.
We wont be having turkey for Christmas dinner in my house.
You must come to Scotland old man, I cannot leave the country as many agencies are looking for me because of the sexy times I've been having. If you come here it wil be cheap for you, as you will only need a one way ticket.....
a sexual death in my family.
Technaughty |
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