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Technaut's true identity revealed! (pg. 5)
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| Az |
Inject your grandmother with heroin
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| oDrori |
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| Ves |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: !
this thread is great!
hmmm, have any of you read Story of the Eye? if you haven't, I suggest you do. I think you will like it... |
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| Technaut |
Hello Linx and Ves,
I know now that you both wonder what goes on behind closed doors on TA. I can hook you up with sexy contacts in your country but I must ask you this first..are you the police?
Don't believe all what JP types, we got him to tell the police I was dead so that I could still have blind rages in public places and Interpol cannot catch me...I now however fear the FBI, but I feel safe in TA....for the time being.
Hello Az, I do not have a video of that event but if you watch crimewatch often enough you might see my photo, I cannot post it on TA as the wrong people may be watching. However as a sexy jesture I have posted pictures of my penis to you in the post.
Is you gran still alive after she had her dose of heroin? If answer is YES then please PM me her address so that I can go round and force my penis down her throat until she has no air air left in her lungs...but just enough air to tell me she loves me before she dies. As always I will return carcus to you and you can have angry rude times wiht it before disposal.
I am going now to drink some of my sisters inside juice, and possibly masturbate for an hour. Tommorrow I have a job interview at a primary school as a caretaker..I hope I get the job :disbelief
kill a child while they are sleeping
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| Maaz |
lol @ the paper boy :haha:
| quote: | Originally posted by Technaut
Maaz: I sense u are intrigued and u want to know more, give me contact info and I can hook you up. |
Dear Technaut,
Please, I'd like to have further info. I've had some similar experiences and I want to learn more things from you. Here's one of my stories:
This summer, I met Pinky, from a place called Guyana. She was a very intelligent and beautiful flamingo. We had a great time together. Anyway, one day, we went to a night club, but she couldn't get in because of the anti-flamingos policy here in Brazil. She was shocked and I tried to cheer her up. I gave her an "e" and she went nuts and ran toward... my nuts. Flamingos can't really give head, so it hurt at first, but after some time, I enjoied it. Then, I started to look for her special place, but it's hard to find with all those feathers. So I hopped to get it (flamingos have long legs, so it's kinda hard to get there) and, I don't know where I hit, but it got stuck inside her. She went mental, running and jumping all over the place in the middle of the street. People would look at us and get horny as well. Then, I realised I was in a middle of an orgy with humans, flamingos and some freaky creatures that were selling hot dogs. Pinky tried a threesome with those hot dog creatures, but she choked with a sausage and died.
Could you guys teach me some more interesting stuff? You know where to find me.
Best regards,
Maaz Sieve |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by Maaz
lol @ the paper boy :haha:
Dear Technaut,
Please, I'd like to have further info. I've had some similar experiences and I want to learn more things from you. Here's one of my stories:
This summer, I met Pinky, from a place called Guyana. She was a very intelligent and beautiful flamingo. We had a great time together. Anyway, one day, we went to a night club, but she couldn't get in because of the anti-flamingos policy here in Brazil. She was shocked and I tried to cheer her up. I gave her an "e" and she went nuts and ran toward... my nuts. Flamingos can't really give head, so it hurt at first, but after some time, I enjoied it. Then, I started to look for her special place, but it's hard to find with all those feathers. So I hopped to get it (flamingos have long legs, so it's kinda hard to get there) and, I don't know where I hit, but it got stuck inside her. She went mental, running and jumping all over the place in the middle of the street. People would look at us and get horny as well. Then, I realised I was in a middle of an orgy with humans, flamingos and some freaky creatures that were selling hot dogs. Pinky tried a threesome with those hot dog creatures, but she choked with a sausage and died.
Could you guys teach me some more interesting stuff? You know where to find me.
Best regards,
Maaz Sieve |
thats sick |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az
thats sick |
Um...so is the whole thread:rolleyes: |
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| jploveparade |
Dear Maaz,
Last week I was going to The Hague for business. After 50 km I saw three girls stading in the rain waiting for a ride. I stopped and asked if they wanted a lift, which they did. I took them with me in my car, but a few minutes later it hit me again: I had to them! So I gave them a drink which contained a drug and they became weak like young rabbits.
I stopped in the woods and looked at my victims. First one was always going to be "unsuitable" and had to be killed, if only to let everyone understand who was in command here. It was just luck that she'd been so unfit. She was just a typical bitch with an attitude, which is fine if you want a woman to be nasty to. And her feisty attitude would mean she'd resist, keeping herself nice and tight for you while you raped her. She'd have been a good hard , but hardly top material.
I stood in front of the second girl. I was impressed she hadn't flinched, hadn't wept, even as a naked woman lay in the dirt beside her. She was shorter, with auburn hair, cut in a bob that have her small face a serious air.
I went through the same routine. Her body was passive plastic in my hands, as I felt her. I noticed her shoulder had tiny spots of blood from where the first girl's brains had misted as the bullet took the top of her head off. Then I looked down at my blouse, and noticed that my small breasts where also covered in fine spots of blood and brains.
Virgin? No. Whore? No. Fellatio? Yes. Cunnilingus? No. Sodomy? Yes.
The way she carried herself said, 'I want to live, and I'll do whatever I have to'. Her only fault was perhaps that she was completely cold. If turned out to be trouble, I could always get rid of her later.
I stepped in front of the third woman. Full light brown hair tossed around her shoulders. Big open face, just right for pushing a hard into. Big blousy . Large bum. Shaved . She was a girl who knew who to show a guy a good time. As I forced her to suck it she bit my penis. There was nothing left to do than shoot her. Which I did.
When I looked down at the two bodies, I realized the second girl had escaped. She ran across the road 250 meters from me. I jumped in the car and ran her over...
"Oh can you turn up the volume", suddenly a voice said. It was one of the 3 girls in my car. I must have been asleep for a minute while waiting for the traffic light. As I drove off, the sign said "Wassenaar Forest 3000m". Mmmmm.... |
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| Maaz |
Dear jploveparade,
Thanks for such touching story. Having sex with people seems to be nicer than shagging flamingos... I might try that one day. I'm impressed both by your wide knowledge about sex and your driving skills, for having slept that much and managed not to go off the road. So, did you really make your dream come true in Wassenaar forest? |
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| Technaut |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceDJ
Um...so is the whole thread:rolleyes: |
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http://www.getasenseofhumour.com |
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