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Technaut's true identity revealed! (pg. 4)
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| jploveparade |
I recorded my parents having sex ones and added the sound to most of their porn videos.
They never even noticed. |
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| Technaut |
Today i took a camcorder into work and placed it in a very sneaky place in the ladies toilets. I am going to record the footage for a while and the woman with the smelliest flange I will kill and eat her flange with some sauce I made from my sisters inside juice.
Tommorow my plans are to goto Glasgow Green and lie in wait for old women to drop there shopping. Then I will slip one in their bum and run off with no clothes on, while shouting "SEX ME SEX ME SEX ME"
That should make me feel rude enough for the start of the weekend.
I am glad that Az, Ste and JP have shown there true sexy thoughts on this board. It makes me feel moist to know that there is a ring of us on TA now.
hang around school children
Technaughty |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
have you tried taking photos of your genitals and posting them to your parents? and feeling the thrill of rudeness because they wont know its you!
piss kiss old men. |
Dear Ste, and Technaughty
I have taken photo's of my genitals, the lady at supasnaps was extrememly excited, and we had sexy times in a phone box, although the fone didn't quite fit her. I wrote sexy thoughts on the photo's and sent them to harold shipman, hoping for some sexy times at prison, alas this was not to be, he only plays with other inmates. I have never sent photo's to my parents, altho I have had sexy times with a friends mother and dog, whilst his father pleasured himself with the chimney sweep. I hope to hear from you all soon :)
Az |
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| jploveparade |
| quote: | | I am glad that Az, Ste and JP have shown there true sexy thoughts on this board. It makes me feel moist to know that there is a ring of us on TA now. |
"TA sex ring member"
Let's all put that under our avatar :D |
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| jploveparade |
Once you've pushed a reasonably large blunt plastic object up your sister's rectum a few times (and both enjoyed it), it's perhaps time to reflect on the nature of my sexual pleasures.
When I'm kissing my sister's private parts, I feel no shame or guilt. It doesn't thrill with naughtiness. It just seems perfectly natural.
It's just when Tiesta and I were having sex, after a few times, we'd tell each other our dirty secrets, while the other masturbated. Then we started kissing and cuddling, and began to masturbate each other.
Making each other cum just feels good and right. So when my transsexual sister pisses in my face, I'm just as totally turned on. It's not a deep thing. It's just an acceptance of who you are, and submitting yourself to the pleasures of you desire.
Of all the subjects of sex I have explored with my sister, pissing remains my first fetish love. It is as safe and healthy as any sexual contact can be (so long as you avoid the eyes). It can be done anywhere. You can give. You can receive. You can do it naked, or clothed. Its one of the few sexual activities that you can actually do better when drunk. You can incorporate it into S & M plays, acts of voyeurism, or treat it as a normal sharing experience. You can drink it, cook with it, wash in it. It is not illegal (unless you make a public play of it). It is not immoral. You can do it on your own or with friends. And it tastes good.
Sucking off a or dildo that's been up my own arse holds only pleasure in my mind. Perhaps I'm eating tiny pieces of but that doesn't matter. Every time I look in the toilet bowl at one of my own turds, and smell the smell ... well I want to pick it up out of the water and play with it.
I'll be going to the toilet for a minute now.
JP aka Jumbo Penis |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
JP aka Jumbo Penis |
You know that lying and advertising at the same time is a crime, right? :D |
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| Az |
| quote: | Originally posted by jploveparade
Once you've pushed a reasonably large blunt plastic object up your sister's rectum a few times (and both enjoyed it), it's perhaps time to reflect on the nature of my sexual pleasures.
When I'm kissing my sister's private parts, I feel no shame or guilt. It doesn't thrill with naughtiness. It just seems perfectly natural.
It's just when Tiesta and I were having sex, after a few times, we'd tell each other our dirty secrets, while the other masturbated. Then we started kissing and cuddling, and began to masturbate each other.
Making each other cum just feels good and right. So when my transsexual sister pisses in my face, I'm just as totally turned on. It's not a deep thing. It's just an acceptance of who you are, and submitting yourself to the pleasures of you desire.
Of all the subjects of sex I have explored with my sister, pissing remains my first fetish love. It is as safe and healthy as any sexual contact can be (so long as you avoid the eyes). It can be done anywhere. You can give. You can receive. You can do it naked, or clothed. Its one of the few sexual activities that you can actually do better when drunk. You can incorporate it into S & M plays, acts of voyeurism, or treat it as a normal sharing experience. You can drink it, cook with it, wash in it. It is not illegal (unless you make a public play of it). It is not immoral. You can do it on your own or with friends. And it tastes good.
Sucking off a or dildo that's been up my own arse holds only pleasure in my mind. Perhaps I'm eating tiny pieces of but that doesn't matter. Every time I look in the toilet bowl at one of my own turds, and smell the smell ... well I want to pick it up out of the water and play with it.
I'll be going to the toilet for a minute now.
JP aka Jumbo Penis |
thats beautiful JP, I wish I had that sort of relationship with my sister, shall I try?
bottle your piss and sell it
Az |
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| Technaut |
Hello again my naughty friends
JP: I don't think that is very wise to have that under your avatar my sexy friend. As you never know who may grass us up, the ring must be internal.....forever.
Az: Bottled piss sells well in India and Mexico...I can give u contact details :)
Maaz: I sense u are intrigued and u want to know more, give me contact info and I can hook you up.
Now for the sexy times i've been having....
Today I masturbated for 30 mins over my boss, I think she was wearing a G string (for my pleasure) and was looking for some cock. Maybe next week I will forcefully slip her a portion while she shouts "TO THE BACK OF TEETH YEAH YEAH, TO THE BACK OF TEETH YEAH YEAH".
After that I will make her say she loves me before I kill her.
The 92 year old womens carcus is still in my house. Many times I have felt rude whilst brushing past it with no clothes on. I have re-named the body as 'Claire' as that is a very naughty name. Tonight I will cook her arm.
The paperboy here delivers my papers at about 9am each day, normally I dont have bumsex with any males under 68..but I feel special when I see him...tommorrow is the day for this attack I think.
For Saturday I plan another blind rage in public place...who knows where and who knows when...Thats the way I like it (so do they I think).
pubic hairs in my mouth
Technaughty |
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| Az |
Dear Technaughty
Your story of the paperboy intrigued me, please video and send, along with one of the old ladies fingers :)
I felt rude with a man in shorts earlier, I pissed in his numerable cuts :)
Deficate in your grandmothers freshly made bed
Az |
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| jploveparade |
As you know, Ste deliveres news papers for a living and had been for ten years, first for extra pocket change and then to help get himself through college. Although he had girlfriends off and on since his teenage years, nothing to serious. In fact Ste was still a virgin. Sure he thought about it especially with his last girlfriend, Armina, she was a tight little 18 year old blonde and she was hot. But it was her mother that turned Ste on. He was so taken by her mother that he couldn't bring himself to sleeping with Armina. Instead he held out hoping that one day he would get to touch her mom's smooth skin.
Everyday Ste went past their house delivering the paper, hoping that one day he would have the chance to be with Armina's mother Paula. What a woman she was. She stood about five foot ten with long hair which she wore in a braid that went the length of her back. Her slim body was full of curves from her luscious breasts to her thin waist line and her rounded hips, she was the perfect woman in Ste's eyes and he wanted the chance to show her how much he had always wanted her. In fact he dreamed of her day and night for the past three years hoping to get his chance. Then one day it happened.
As Ste threw the paper toward Armina's house the door came open and Paula stood there dressed in a long black satin gown. She looked amazing and Ste could feel his pants growing tighter as his eyes followed the outline of her figure through the gown.
"Ste, honey, I have something I need your help with if you have a minute", Paula yelled out to him from the porch.
Ste slowly got off his bike and walked toward the house. On the inside he was bursting with excitement but he tried so hard not to show his desire for this woman. Paula was 48 but Ste didn't care she was the sexiest thing he had ever laid his eyes on and he wanted to feel her wetness.
Paula lead Ste up the stair case to her bathroom where she pointed out the leaky faucet in the tub. Ste leaned over the tub to take a closer look and when he turned to tell Paula what the problem was she stood before him totally naked. He felt his face go red and didn't know what to do. She took his hand and pulled him to her, first kissing his forhead, then placing her hands between his legs to discover he was just as excited at her. She took his hands and placed them on her breasts, which where soft and nipples erect. She moaned at his touch.
They spent thirty minutes in the bathroom explore eachother's bodys before making their way to the bedroom, where Ste picked Paula up and slowly placed her on the bed and climbed between her legs. What a sensation. He felt her warmness engulf him and it only took moments before it was over and he had filled her with his juices.
Paula smiled, reaching over to kiss him and roaming her hand down to his soft member making it swell once again. She wanted to teach him everything. He was going to be her lover, her pupil. Ste the paper boy with the nice body was going to be all hers for the playing. She smiled to herself as she lowered her head down below the blankets.
Then it happened: Technaughty came home. He's the son of Paula, Armina's older brother. "Mom, where are you?". ", it's Techy, hide under the bed!". But it was already to late. Technaughty came in and saw his mom in bed with Ste. "WTF!", said Technaughty! "How could you do that with calling me first! I want a piece of the action too!"
Ste was having fun with both Paula and Technaughty when Armina came home a few hours later. She activated the explosive belt her terrorist friends gave her. Now they're all dead. |
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| Linx_da_cat |
| omg...this thread is still alive? hahahaha. you guys are funny as . |
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